2fat2fly 0 #1 May 2, 2005 Sunny and Phree have already heard this but, When you pass the sign that says "Slower Traffic Keep Right" Look in your rear view mirror. If I'm eight inches off your back bumper flashing my lights-The sign is about you-Get Over! rant overI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huka551 0 #2 May 2, 2005 HEHEHEHE! A driver after my own heart! Muff Brother 3723 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 May 2, 2005 QuoteIf I'm eight inches off your back bumper flashing my lights I tap my breaks hard enough to make the ranch hand rear bumper of my truck and my hitch (that I leave in for tailgaters) level with your windshild. If I'm on my motorcycle, I toss the BB's I have in my pocket on your windshield.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 May 2, 2005 But I doubt that you'll be in left lane pacing the car in the right for over six miles.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 May 2, 2005 Nope, not how I drive, I'm passing those on the right or getting out of the way for the insanely fast drivers.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 May 2, 2005 QuoteBut I doubt that you'll be in left lane pacing the car in the right for over six miles. Just to play Devil's Advocate.... where said cars doing the posted speed limit?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #7 May 2, 2005 QuoteSunny and Phree have already heard this but, When you pass the sign that says "Slower Traffic Keep Right" Look in your rear view mirror. If I'm eight inches off your back bumper flashing my lights-The sign is about you-Get Over! rant over ...That's about the time when they'll slam on their brakes to avoid "debris" and make you rear-end them, thereby forcing you to buy them a new car in the settlement. Damned if people do not think that their F-150 is a friggin M-1A1 Abrams tank once they're in traffic. I delight in forcing dickheads in Hummer H2s to do the limit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #8 May 2, 2005 so true, but i think i have some special powers. Most people move over for me unless i'm in NJ. people never move for various friends Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 43 #9 May 2, 2005 Quote I toss the BB's I have in my pocket on your windshield. I like the idea... does it work? Have theBBs got enough mass to leave a mark or just make a sound?"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #10 May 2, 2005 Depends on how heavy they are and how they hit, it'll make a sound usually. On occasion I believe it will chip or crack a windshield. Honestly I don't care, since if they're that close to me on a bike, they are trying to kill me. If I have to stop quickly, they will hit me and I will die, so fuck them.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nutz 0 #11 May 2, 2005 QuoteDepends on how heavy they are and how they hit, it'll make a sound usually. On occasion I believe it will chip or crack a windshield. Honestly I don't care, since if they're that close to me on a bike, they are trying to kill me. If I have to stop quickly, they will hit me and I will die, so fuck them. And that is what is wrong with traffic today. Too many of you say "fuck you!" instead of just sharing the road like any sane person should do. (I don't think any of us are sane.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justinb138 0 #12 May 2, 2005 Quote I delight in forcing dickheads in Hummer H2s to do the limit. What are you driving while you're doing this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #13 May 2, 2005 QuoteQuote I delight in forcing dickheads in Hummer H2s to do the limit. What are you driving while you're doing this? A 1977 Jeep CJ7 that's far more capable, gets better milage, even with a 304 under the hood, made of solid US steel, and with a roll cage rated to industrial strength. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #14 May 2, 2005 Even though I started this piss and moan session-I am a product of my inconsistancies-bikes are a special case. You never try to force up a bike-too many things can go wrong too fast. Soccer moms in Navigators that have the cruise set 3 miles over the speed limit hanging out in the left hand lane while calling their hairdresser for a rush appointment-Those you try to get their attention. OK, I don't really know if she was talking to her hairdresser.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justinb138 0 #15 May 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote I delight in forcing dickheads in Hummer H2s to do the limit. What are you driving while you're doing this? A 1977 Jeep CJ7 that's far more capable, gets better milage, even with a 304 under the hood, made of solid US steel, and with a roll cage rated to industrial strength. Ok. I was worried that you might be doing that in a Neon or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #16 May 2, 2005 QuoteEven though I started this piss and moan session-I am a product of my inconsistancies-bikes are a special case. You never try to force up a bike-too many things can go wrong too fast. I'm glad you get it. While in my truck, I really do take it easy. I'll drive 5-8mph over the limit, when possible, but honestly I do my best to leave room behind traffic that isn't going that fast and try to safely go around them if possible. Its not always possible to do that in traffic. However, on my bike, I look at every car out there as trying to kill me, if they know it or not. Anymore they know where I am since their windows rattle when I get close to them. However, I get a serious fuck you attitude when someone is trying to run me over while on my bike. Various things like the one previously stated, or memorizing your license plate, pulling over and calling it in for reckless, agressive and possibly DUI driving. I'm generally a nice guy until you try to kill me with your car.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justinb138 0 #17 May 2, 2005 Quote However, on my bike, I look at every car out there as trying to kill me, if they know it or not. They ARE trying to kill you, they probably just don't know it yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #18 May 2, 2005 A good site dujour: http://www.fuh2.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisL 2 #19 May 2, 2005 Quote However, I get a serious fuck you attitude when someone is trying to run me over while on my bike. Various things like the one previously stated, or memorizing your license plate, pulling over and calling it in for reckless, agressive and possibly DUI driving. I'm generally a nice guy until you try to kill me with your car. Hand full of steel ball bearings would do better than the bb's__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #20 May 2, 2005 Quote I'm glad you get it. Yeah, nothing like sliding down the road at 40-50 mph trying to kick out from under a Heritage Softtail to help you "get it" Minivan, She may not have ever known she ran me off the road, yes or no, she never stoppedI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #21 May 2, 2005 Quotesliding down the road at 40-50 mph You acceleraqted away from the bike? Tony (Sporty rider) . Stay Safe. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #22 May 2, 2005 That was coldI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #23 May 2, 2005 Man, that sucks! I guess you made it through, since you're posting here today...it seems that no one got a license plate number or anything?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #24 May 2, 2005 Nah, I couldn't get the number-late evening. Leather is great, very sore and just a little road rash for me. New paint, lights and fork for my baby.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GreenLight 8 #25 May 2, 2005 The closer you get, the slower I go... The more you flash your lights, the slower I go. Don't make me slam on my breaks. You won't like what you eat.Green Light "Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there." "Your statement answered your question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Buried 0 #8 May 2, 2005 so true, but i think i have some special powers. Most people move over for me unless i'm in NJ. people never move for various friends Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 43 #9 May 2, 2005 Quote I toss the BB's I have in my pocket on your windshield. I like the idea... does it work? Have theBBs got enough mass to leave a mark or just make a sound?"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 May 2, 2005 Depends on how heavy they are and how they hit, it'll make a sound usually. On occasion I believe it will chip or crack a windshield. Honestly I don't care, since if they're that close to me on a bike, they are trying to kill me. If I have to stop quickly, they will hit me and I will die, so fuck them.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #11 May 2, 2005 QuoteDepends on how heavy they are and how they hit, it'll make a sound usually. On occasion I believe it will chip or crack a windshield. Honestly I don't care, since if they're that close to me on a bike, they are trying to kill me. If I have to stop quickly, they will hit me and I will die, so fuck them. And that is what is wrong with traffic today. Too many of you say "fuck you!" instead of just sharing the road like any sane person should do. (I don't think any of us are sane.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #12 May 2, 2005 Quote I delight in forcing dickheads in Hummer H2s to do the limit. What are you driving while you're doing this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #13 May 2, 2005 QuoteQuote I delight in forcing dickheads in Hummer H2s to do the limit. What are you driving while you're doing this? A 1977 Jeep CJ7 that's far more capable, gets better milage, even with a 304 under the hood, made of solid US steel, and with a roll cage rated to industrial strength. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #14 May 2, 2005 Even though I started this piss and moan session-I am a product of my inconsistancies-bikes are a special case. You never try to force up a bike-too many things can go wrong too fast. Soccer moms in Navigators that have the cruise set 3 miles over the speed limit hanging out in the left hand lane while calling their hairdresser for a rush appointment-Those you try to get their attention. OK, I don't really know if she was talking to her hairdresser.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #15 May 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote I delight in forcing dickheads in Hummer H2s to do the limit. What are you driving while you're doing this? A 1977 Jeep CJ7 that's far more capable, gets better milage, even with a 304 under the hood, made of solid US steel, and with a roll cage rated to industrial strength. Ok. I was worried that you might be doing that in a Neon or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 May 2, 2005 QuoteEven though I started this piss and moan session-I am a product of my inconsistancies-bikes are a special case. You never try to force up a bike-too many things can go wrong too fast. I'm glad you get it. While in my truck, I really do take it easy. I'll drive 5-8mph over the limit, when possible, but honestly I do my best to leave room behind traffic that isn't going that fast and try to safely go around them if possible. Its not always possible to do that in traffic. However, on my bike, I look at every car out there as trying to kill me, if they know it or not. Anymore they know where I am since their windows rattle when I get close to them. However, I get a serious fuck you attitude when someone is trying to run me over while on my bike. Various things like the one previously stated, or memorizing your license plate, pulling over and calling it in for reckless, agressive and possibly DUI driving. I'm generally a nice guy until you try to kill me with your car.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #17 May 2, 2005 Quote However, on my bike, I look at every car out there as trying to kill me, if they know it or not. They ARE trying to kill you, they probably just don't know it yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #18 May 2, 2005 A good site dujour: http://www.fuh2.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #19 May 2, 2005 Quote However, I get a serious fuck you attitude when someone is trying to run me over while on my bike. Various things like the one previously stated, or memorizing your license plate, pulling over and calling it in for reckless, agressive and possibly DUI driving. I'm generally a nice guy until you try to kill me with your car. Hand full of steel ball bearings would do better than the bb's__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #20 May 2, 2005 Quote I'm glad you get it. Yeah, nothing like sliding down the road at 40-50 mph trying to kick out from under a Heritage Softtail to help you "get it" Minivan, She may not have ever known she ran me off the road, yes or no, she never stoppedI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #21 May 2, 2005 Quotesliding down the road at 40-50 mph You acceleraqted away from the bike? Tony (Sporty rider) . Stay Safe. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #22 May 2, 2005 That was coldI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 May 2, 2005 Man, that sucks! I guess you made it through, since you're posting here today...it seems that no one got a license plate number or anything?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #24 May 2, 2005 Nah, I couldn't get the number-late evening. Leather is great, very sore and just a little road rash for me. New paint, lights and fork for my baby.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreenLight 8 #25 May 2, 2005 The closer you get, the slower I go... The more you flash your lights, the slower I go. Don't make me slam on my breaks. You won't like what you eat.Green Light "Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there." "Your statement answered your question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
