cocheese 0 #1 May 2, 2005 Grass/wallet is getting greener.Just picked up 40 new lawn mowing jobs (vacant homes) with the possibility of 100+ more if i do good. Got any good names for a lawn company ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 May 2, 2005 "grass on the field" "blue skies, green grass" "B&B Moving Co" "fuckit, hire us instead"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #3 May 2, 2005 congrats Jeff! no help on a name tho, my imagination isnt very active.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 May 2, 2005 Just the obvious and overused, "The Lawn Ranger" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #5 May 2, 2005 Lawn Muncher. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #6 May 2, 2005 Quote"grass on the field" "blue skies, green grass" "B&B Moving Co" "fuckit, hire us instead" I like Blue Skies, Green Grass. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #7 May 2, 2005 *** Got any good names for a lawn company? Bushmasters. "A nice trimmed bush is better than a big hairy bush" "Let me trim your bush and lawn" "Freelance yard genecolgist. Have stirrups, will travel""I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #8 May 2, 2005 We've got an outfit here named "The Lawn Sharks". The owner made a skydive a few years back. I always thought that name was pretty funny. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #9 May 3, 2005 The Lawn Hygenist "We trim bushes too!" Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #10 May 3, 2005 YSM Lawn Services. it can stand for Young Shirtless Men, then you'll get all the lonely housewives cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 May 3, 2005 No Habla Espanol Lawn Care. Before someone flames me for being racist, lemme explain. It's rare to find non-Hispanics doing landscaping and lawn care where I've lived. Whether that's because non-Hispanics are too lazy to work that hard or because Hispanics do a better job of it or do it cheaper, or for some other reason that I can't think of, I have no clue. I've never owned a lawn so I've never needed to pay someone to mow it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
opurt 0 #12 May 3, 2005 "Land Design Landscaping, Inc." "Landscape Designs, LLC" "Landscape Arts, Inc." "Enviroshaping, Inc." "Turf Management Systems, LLC" "Landscape Management Systems, Inc" I think you'd want something that will advertise well on the side of a vehicle. Something cute and clever enough to give folks a good feeling from the name. Not so cute and clever that they have no idea what the company does. thesaurus.reference.com is a good online Thesaurus. This particular link is set to bring up synonyms for "landscape." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 May 3, 2005 Quote Got any good names for a lawn company ? GRASSMAN Only funny if you watch Seinfeld... or maybe if you're a stoner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #14 May 3, 2005 "Bush hogs" Why not name after the ultimate in mowers? Plus it sounds cool._____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
climbnjump 0 #15 May 3, 2005 Quote Got any good names for a lawn company ? Cut Away Lawn Service - You Call, We Deploy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #16 May 3, 2005 Ready, Set, MowSkydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,600 #17 May 3, 2005 College fund lawn care. Even if it's not accurate for you... Got my attention when I saw a sign with that where I live. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 May 3, 2005 QuoteJust the obvious and overused, "The Lawn Ranger" Personally, I like "The Lawnmower Man", but then again, maybe it wouldn't be a good idea, what with what happened in that movie... By the way, Happy 10,000 posts, Thoughts! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 May 3, 2005 QuoteCollege fund lawn care. Even if it's not accurate for you... Got my attention when I saw a sign with that where I live. Wendy W. Believe it or not, there was a 16 year old high school student in one of the Birmingham suburbs a few years back who made $50,000 just mowing yards that first summer. His parents put 75% of the money in escrow for his college fund. I don't think he ever went to college, he was too busy making a shitload of money... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
