Slap Your Co-Worker Day!!

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Sorry if is a re-post

Slap Your Co-Worker Day!!
Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:



Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do
you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for
you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in
their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker
who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?
Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially
announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!



Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take
their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head
with a stapler or a
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your
"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of
your
stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to
slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and

HAVE A GREAT DAY !!

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Sorry day off

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[BillyVance 35]

I think Slap Your Boss Day would be more popular...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban