kelel01 1 #1 May 4, 2005 Overheard at the Chinese restaurant: "What is this in my soup?" "That's to . . . to . . . what's that name? Tofu!" "What the hell is tofu?" How can anyone be that out of touch? According to the Chinese Zodiac, I should find a boar and a rabbit for a meaningful 3-way relationship. All of us are extremely compatible. I'd never sail on a ship named Titanic II. That's just bad juju. Speaking of Titanic, that guy who played the ship's architect (and the evil lawyer/Harvard law professor on Legally Blonde) is really hot. Mmmmmm . . . hot older man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #2 May 4, 2005 I'm a boar. In more ways than one. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #3 May 4, 2005 That's the guy who plays Jack Bristow on Alias, which is on tonight! Yay! Love that show! And his ears stickout, which is cute since Jennifer Garner's do too. (They play father/daughter if you don't watch) I'm a tiger! In more ways than one... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 May 4, 2005 That's right! He's on there, too! I don't watch it, but I did know that. Dayum, he's sexy. So, GFD, ready for al alternative relationship? We just need to find a rabbitt . . . do you think a jack rabbit would work? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #5 May 4, 2005 QuoteWe just need to find a rabbitt . . I saw one earlier in another post. It was getting plastered with Pete. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 May 4, 2005 QuoteThat's right! He's on there, too! I don't watch it, but I did know that. Dayum, he's sexy. So, GFD, ready for al alternative relationship? We just need to find a rabbitt . . . do you think a jack rabbit would work? Should we put an ad out? Wanted: A rabbit that can fuck like a rabbit. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 May 4, 2005 Add, "But also knows when to take it slow". Sweet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 May 4, 2005 QuoteAdd, "But also knows when to take it slow". Sweet! Perfect! Can we post it in the classified on here? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 May 4, 2005 Do you think we'd get in trouble? Ask Erk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 7 #10 May 4, 2005 I'm a rabbit Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #11 May 4, 2005 How can you tell what animal you are? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #12 May 4, 2005 I'm a "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 May 4, 2005 Your year of birth. Google "Chinese Zodiac", and as long as you know what year you were born, you're golden. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #14 May 4, 2005 QuoteSo, GFD, ready for al alternative relationship? We just need to find a rabbitt . . . A quick poem in response: "Damn, I'm just a Ram!" but I still know how to be gentle Hey Rebecca! Nice new avatar. I'm looking deep into your deep look. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #15 May 4, 2005 QuoteShould we put an ad out? Wanted: A rabbit that can fuck like a rabbit. Rabbit here, reporting as ordered!!! FYI: This rabbit has more than one speed... as well as cruise control... just don't abuse the controls!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #17 May 4, 2005 That was almost the shortest poem ever . . . but not quite. Quote"Fleas" Author Anonymous Adam had 'em. That's also the shittiest poem ever. Yours is much better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 May 4, 2005 Quote1975 = rabbit Please PM us your resume, dating history, STD history (or hopefully lack there of) and a couple of naked shots. A video of you in action might be helpfull too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #19 May 4, 2005 Well, well . . . GFD (whoops!), no need to post the ad. Our new friend Ashtanga can be our 3rd. Sorry, guy with the naked ass . . . all members of my threesome must start out fully clothed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #20 May 4, 2005 Threesomes are cool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #21 May 4, 2005 QuoteThreesomes are cool! Three-ways are cooler My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 May 4, 2005 Well, let's compromise. Three-ways during the day, and threesomes after the beer light's turned on. K? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #23 May 4, 2005 Thanks!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #24 May 4, 2005 Ok, two more things. Fortune cookies are delicious. And I think I'll impart a bit of wisdom provided to me by the Dah Sing Noodle Co.: "Never let go too soon, and never hang on too long". Useful in relationships AND in skydiving! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #25 May 4, 2005 Quote"Never let go too soon, and never hang on too long". Useful in relationships AND in skydiving! Hmmm, Also Useful in Threesomes and Threeways methinks My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
