Men aren't so complicated after all...

[Amanduh 0]

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

[2fat2fly 0]

OK, I'm ugly, rude, broke, and married-where do I fit?

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[swedishcelt 0]

just lucky??

[kelel01 1]

This goes along rather well with a train of thought I've been having recently.

Nice guys are always complaining that they don't get the girl. It must be because they're ugly, yet they don't go after ugly chicks. They just refuse to accept this fact. But you never hear an ugly girl say, "He just doesn't like me because I'm nice." We must be more in tune with reality than these self-professed "nice guys".

[Dougiefresh 0]

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The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

You HAVE to make the first move, because we're wimps and are intimidated by powerful, self-confident (sexy!) women.

Sorry, that's just the way it is.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

[Thanatos340 1]

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The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs.

OK.. I dont get this one.

Reminds me of the Joke where the Woman goes up the elevator stopping on each floor with Different Men each Floor getting a Little better. She finally gets to the Top Floor where there are no men and just a sign saying something about Just wanted to prove that no matter what, A Woman is never satisfied.

[BoostedXT 0]

Wrong.....

There are nice, attractive males with a good paying job out there who would treat you with the respect you deserve.

EXCEPT WE ARE BACK WHERE YOU DUMPED US...
Joe

For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be.
Pedro Offers you his Protection.

[vdschoor 0]

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....Just wanted to prove that no matter what, A Woman is never satisfied.

And you say that like that's a bad thing

[ChrisL 2]

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The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

These guys had to have been single at some point. They probably still had money then too

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My mighty steed

[jumper03 0]

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Wrong.....

There are nice, attractive males with a good paying job out there who would treat you with the respect you deserve.

EXCEPT WE ARE BACK WHERE YOU DUMPED US...
Joe

Scars remind us that the past is real

[cocheese 0]

Making the first move and being a pig is a fine line.
And varies with each woman on an hourly basis.

[ChasingBlueSky 0]

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This goes along rather well with a train of thought I've been having recently.

Nice guys are always complaining that they don't get the girl. It must be because they're ugly, yet they don't go after ugly chicks. They just refuse to accept this fact. But you never hear an ugly girl say, "He just doesn't like me because I'm nice." We must be more in tune with reality than these self-professed "nice guys".

The fact that money was brought in as a factor to qualify a guy causes red flags to go up.

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[Amanduh 0]

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EXCEPT WE ARE BACK WHERE YOU DUMPED US...

Damn..I just about fell outta my chair again!!!

[Amanduh 0]

Hey..it's just an e-mail my friend sent me that I thought was funny...shush up

LOL

[kelel01 1]

I didn't say anything about money. Just about my recent thoughts.

Seriously, though, nice guys and fat/ugly girls are dealt the same hand. Play what you got, or don't, but quit bitchin' about it.

[BoostedXT 0]

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/ladderintro.html

read learn and be merry.
Joe

For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be.
Pedro Offers you his Protection.

[Amanduh 0]

I read that the other day...freakin hilarious!!!

[yardhippie 0]

I went through a point where I was nice, single, good looking (at least I think so), and had money.
I couldnt get a date to save my life, if I did they werent interested. If they did decide to stick around they had to soon be kicked to the curb for things I couldnt stand...

...I call this, the psycho-chick phase of my life.

But that was before I was jumping.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[BRYANGOESBOOM 0]

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I went through a point where I was nice, single, good looking (at least I think so), and had money.
I couldnt get a date to save my life, if I did they werent interested. If they did decide to stick around they had to soon be kicked to the curb for things I couldnt stand...

...I call this, the psycho-chick phase of my life.

But that was before I was jumping.

Been there

i think everyone has had a psycho

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

[flyingferret 0]

Yep I am not scared of much, skydiving, base, motorcycles, being a manager, etc, etc. I am fine with.
An attractive woman...I get shy and timid in a heartbeat. Rejection, real or perceived sucks. Somedays we just don't feel like the attempt. It is the girls that make the real choices.....refer to GFD post the other day.

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All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI.

[BoostedXT 0]

I treat all girls with the same respect. I have taken photos of beautiful women, 1 of which used the photos qand got into playboy. On the other end of the spectrum I have talked with girls "less attractive" according to societies screwed up views. Be yourself and dont change.

Perfect example was 2 nights ago...my company had a party with the Playboy golf girls. All the guys were drooling and I wasnt...treated them the same as my 70 year old clients. I walked her to her car, I got her phone number.

My theory is I am not out to make everyone like me...you dont like me fine its your choice...I am me no matter who YOU are.

joe

For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be.
Pedro Offers you his Protection.

[Frenchy68 0]

I'm a lesbian. Where do I fit in all that? It's so confusing.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[BRYANGOESBOOM 0]

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It is the girls that make the real choices.

because u let them

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

[CanuckInUSA 0]

I think I resemble a few of the men you describe.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[vdschoor 0]

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I think I resemble a few of the men you describe.

You used to be good looking, nice and rich?