Bolas 5 #1 February 16, 2005 I've been avoiding the bonfire for a month or so just because I couldn't keep up with it. 1300 new threads. I've occasionally looked in while logged off to see what was going on, but stayed out while logged in. THAT was until I saw the link to the Naughty Cupid Boogie pictures in Gimp's post in the Events Forum. Like one of Pavlov's dogs I clicked it without thinking and now BAM I'm in the Bonfire. [Corporate speak] Can one of you give me a high level executive summary of the highlights and notables for the past 2 months of the Bonfire? [/Corporate speak]Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #2 February 16, 2005 no you slacker.....scroll through the 25 pages you have missed."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 February 16, 2005 You're doomed , we're all doomed. Nothing but crazy ass skydivers here. And you know how they are.Skydiving's not a crime, but everthing else we do is questionable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 February 16, 2005 OK - Lets see - There has been some vibes given, some fluff bitched about, People giving donations to different stuff, a couple of cross posts, some overtly sexual threads, daily funnies, smart assed remarks, hidden personal attacks, stupid questions and a bunch of threads that start with half a question. The next day you were gone . . . was pretty much the same - exept there were some pictures posted and compliments were given about how beautiful someone is and always will be. There has been a lot of talk about avatars, insanity, more vibes, drinking, tequila, mixed drinks, beer, nice guys, not nice guys, turtle soup, not working, working, not having a job, not wanting a job, wishing there were jobs, post whoring, and every now and then something that has almost something to do with skydiving rears it's pretty little head in here. Hows that?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 February 16, 2005 Wow, think ya nailed it.Impressive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 February 16, 2005 [corporate speak] Thank you for hitting the bullet points, Mr. Speed. Can you elaborate on "performance couches." I couldn't find anything on that. [corporate speak]Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #7 February 16, 2005 he did forget one thing.. and pop is slow today - Ritalin and Somas Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 February 16, 2005 Per - What? Are you sure you read that right . If I said anything like that at all - it was probably just a smart assed comment.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #9 February 16, 2005 Quote[Corporate speak] Can one of you give me a high level executive summary of the highlights and notables for the past 2 months of the Bonfire? [/Corporate speak] You took 2 months off? 1. you didn't miss anything that hasn't happened before. 2. you were gone? ----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #10 February 16, 2005 Where were you....there eas even a thread about you like a week or so ago.....you were the subject line man.........come back to the dark side... ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #11 February 17, 2005 I hate being the subject of a thread and then missing the whole thing... especially when it's a good one! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #12 February 17, 2005 Welcome back, Bolas! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #13 February 17, 2005 SLACKER!!!! You know....it seems that someone dedicated a post especially to you. I'm sure you can look back and find it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #14 February 17, 2005 WOW Turtle. I'm truly impressed by your rendition. Of course, you ALWAYS impress me!!! Lessee....I proudly had part in: 1. There has been some vibes given, (good ones, I hope) 2. some overtly sexual threads, (thanks everyone,for voting in my polls. Thanks especially to Mike for having the guts to post a personal sexy pic for me), 3. daily funnies, (OK, they weren't that funny) 4. hidden personal attacks, (nothing hidden about it at all) 5. and a bunch of threads that start with half a question. (and your point would......?) 6. there were some pictures posted (Thanks again to Mike for my special treat) 7. more vibes, (perhaps these weren't quite as good) 8. nice guys, not nice guys, (you know who you are) 9. post whoring, (I'm quite proud of this one) Yo, Turtle...thank you for your special gifts too! Quoteand every now and then something that has almost something to do with skydiving rears it's pretty little head in here. If we wanted to do this, we'd just go to site that it pertains to for some REAL answers.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 February 17, 2005 QuoteSLACKER!!!! You know....it seems that someone dedicated a post especially to you. I'm sure you can look back and find it. And I posted too it. Shouldn't you be playing poker? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #16 February 17, 2005 blood from Bolas> THAT'S how you respond to someone who dedicates a posting to you? You didn't even respond to ME, for God's sake!!! Lesseee.....lemmee do this for you. Congrats Boinky. Glad I could help you become a posting whore. I'll be collecting my Killian's at the Dublin Boogie!.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #17 May 5, 2005 Damnit!!! I was being productive at work(kinda). I'm now 36 pages behind on the bonfire. It happened again. It's all jumpchikk's fault. She's getting a spanking and I'm challenging her to a pudding wrestling match for this. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #18 May 5, 2005 Been out of it too.... I don't know how I am going to ever catch up on all of these threads Good thing that history tends to repeat itself *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 May 5, 2005 QuoteI was being productive at work(kinda). *cough* bullshit *cough*"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 May 5, 2005 I had certain goals and meetings I was able to accomplish. (head bobbing) A' least I gotta job!!! (head bobbing) The sad part is I'm so far behind I'm not sure the what'd I miss thread can help. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 May 5, 2005 QuoteA' least I gotta job!!! I am voluntarily unemployed. And if I *had* a job, would I be coming to Cinco? I don't *think* so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 May 5, 2005 dude stay away your an irritating kunt and stop calling me.....Hey dude send me a PM with your number i lost ithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #23 May 5, 2005 You never had it. [Meatwad] Ooooh!!! Burn!!! [/Meatwad]Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #24 May 5, 2005 you gave it me but i really didnt give a shit..We ran out of toilet roll and used the paperhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 May 5, 2005 So you did give a shit. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
