new cosmetics

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clicky

Even if this is just a rumor, I'm repeating it...

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A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."

"How was work today, honey?"
"Another grueling day at the office...cosmetics is a tough industry."

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Bill, you're gross.

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(vomit emoticon)

Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

[turtlespeed 226]

I can see it now -

Google results: 1700000000 results for "Semen on my face" in .000005 seconds.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Bill...there's a very popular cosmetic called La Prairie that used placenta..also NuSkin uses it too for "firming" and it's "active"

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[happythoughts 0]

What ?

I'm just out there helping women feel good about themselves.

"Want younger firmer skin? Try the new facial..."

There are people making swarms of money off this and I offer to extend a helping hand for free. How nice can one guy get?

Mr. Helpful

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(vomit emoticon)

* Note to self - "...no gag reflex"

[jumpergirl 0]

Mr. Helpful

Uh-huh