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Yep,

That would be the 200 lb male non-instructor giving the 100lb female new jumper canopy advice. >:(



All the dating advice columns suggest that a guy pick a topic that both people have in common. That way it seems less like he is just hitting on her.

However, John LeBlanc once mentioned that a 190lb man under a 190 sf canopy flies differently than a 120lb woman under a 120 sf canopy. He said that larger people should be cautious about handing out advice to smaller people.

Because of that, I now just move straight into the conversation about deviant behavior. ;)

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Are there things people can say that set you off, push your buttons, send you into a mind reeling rampage and make you post three page replies?



No I can barely make two line replies:D:D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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In real life:

Don't laugh at me when I'm angry. I'll verbally castrate you.

And don't ever refer to me as "childish" or "psycho", because my childish, psycho ass will cause you a world of hurt. :D



I SOOO want to laugh at you when you're angry, (if you're angry over somthing silly) you Psychotic child:D:D:D:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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As promised now that I have a pedicure... the only buttons I have...
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Niiiiice toes!!


...and you haven't seen mine yet!>:(:|




BLEACH! I NEED BLEACH! POUR IT INTO THE HOLE I'VE DRILLED IN MY HEAD AND CLEANSE MY OCCIPITAL LOBE!!!!!! I HAVE PICTURED TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! :D

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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As promised now that I have a pedicure... the only buttons I have...

Apparently toenails are a good match for me... How YOU doing?



You gonna start stalking me now, Beth? Since you've done such a good job with Dave...
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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