VanillaSkyGirl 6 #101 January 24, 2005 QuoteJEFF! That's sick. Also, I'm wondering how the hell he would know about that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #102 January 24, 2005 QuoteSo, unless you are swapping spit in the shower on Saturday mornings, it is illegal Wait..........Can I swap spit with Rebecca in the shower on Sunday mornings? Wow......that'd be great! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #103 January 24, 2005 Tee hee! Even without your user name we'd know you're a mom - only a mom can convey that tone online! REBECCA! JEFF! Oh shit. "Yes maaa'am?" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #104 January 24, 2005 QuoteYeah, it usually takes DZ.noobs a little time to work themselves in and find their spot in this community. Luckily, since so many know each other irl, it won't take long before he meets one, then two, then... Patience, grasshopper, and one day, you too can reach the pinnacle of assitude surrounded by the warmth and acceptance of your fellow asses!! Welcome aboard!!! LOL! I'm trying, damn people patience for the "Noob!" It's all gravy, I'm just messing with the guy, Jeeeez! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #105 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteYeah, it usually takes DZ.noobs a little time to work themselves in and find their spot in this community. Luckily, since so many know each other irl, it won't take long before he meets one, then two, then... Patience, grasshopper, and one day, you too can reach the pinnacle of assitude surrounded by the warmth and acceptance of your fellow asses!! Welcome aboard!!! LOL! I'm trying, damn people patience for the "Noob!" It's all gravy, I'm just messing with the guy, Jeeeez! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #106 January 24, 2005 okay reBECCA. I'm not thaaaat freakin old!!! Besides, its a good thing I don't know your middle name, as you know in a good old Texas scolding you get yelled at by your first and middle name. REBECCA ANNE (??) be careful, you are walking a thin line for making me feel old. and, for JEFFFFERRRRY...I thought you were a gentleman. I'll have a surprise at 10K for you on our next jump. Beer, eggs, and tuna the day before I jump. ..................so, be nice ...okay.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #107 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteYeah, it usually takes DZ.noobs a little time to work themselves in and find their spot in this community. Luckily, since so many know each other irl, it won't take long before he meets one, then two, then... Patience, grasshopper, and one day, you too can reach the pinnacle of assitude surrounded by the warmth and acceptance of your fellow asses!! Welcome aboard!!! LOL! I'm trying, damn people patience for the "Noob!" It's all gravy, I'm just messing with the guy, Jeeeez! Rebecca - don't make me come over there. Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like it if I'm angry.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #108 January 24, 2005 Congrats on your A license. Mine is A-20406. Almost half, that's a coincidence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #109 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteYeah, it usually takes DZ.noobs a little time to work themselves in and find their spot in this community. Luckily, since so many know each other irl, it won't take long before he meets one, then two, then... Patience, grasshopper, and one day, you too can reach the pinnacle of assitude surrounded by the warmth and acceptance of your fellow asses!! Welcome aboard!!! LOL! I'm trying, damn people patience for the "Noob!" It's all gravy, I'm just messing with the guy, Jeeeez! Unfortunatly they (the greenies and HH) won't allow me to actually go off on people. So you're pretty safe. I have to be carefull how I word my responses as to not get the RED HOT FORK. I'm alot more then I look. I just play the pushover on Bonfire because I have too.. Anyways, BEER!! for OJ's first flaming thread!! Now you owe a case!! I posted a pic just for you... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #110 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteHonestly, are you being serious? What the hell does farting and skydiving have to do with one another. You need educating young'un. Go here and make sure no one else is around or they WILL look at you like you are crazy.... www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=498058 I know silly, I said that was my FIRST jump... learned a lot since then! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #111 January 24, 2005 QuoteCongrats on your A license. Mine is A-20406. Almost half, that's a coincidence. Thank you very much. I would have to wait until the winter to start jumping. Now, I maybe get 2 or 3 jumps a month because the weather has been so crappy. I need to move somewhere warm. I can't stand the cold. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #112 January 24, 2005 QuoteI'm alot more then I look. But sadly.........his IQ REALLY is that low. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #113 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm alot more then I look. But sadly.........his IQ REALLY is that low. Fukc oyu! [edit]dammit had it in the wrong place[/edit] $%^@$% asshole! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #114 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteYeah, it usually takes DZ.noobs a little time to work themselves in and find their spot in this community. Luckily, since so many know each other irl, it won't take long before he meets one, then two, then... Patience, grasshopper, and one day, you too can reach the pinnacle of assitude surrounded by the warmth and acceptance of your fellow asses!! Welcome aboard!!! LOL! I'm trying, damn people patience for the "Noob!" It's all gravy, I'm just messing with the guy, Jeeeez! Unfortunatly they (the greenies and HH) won't allow me to actually go off on people. So you're pretty safe. I have to be carefull how I word my responses as to not get the RED HOT FORK. I'm alot more then I look. I just play the pushover on Bonfire because I have too.. Anyways, BEER!! for OJ's first flaming thread!! Now you owe a case!! I posted a pic just for you... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I don't get enough of the noob crap at my drop zone, now I have to put up with it on dz.com. Damn!!! Honestly, I don't mind. I've been known to give it back a little. Like I said, I do love this sport. I only wish I would have started it sooner. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #115 January 24, 2005 QuoteFukc oyu! Who loves ya Slappie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #116 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm alot more then I look. Fukc oyu! But sadly.........his IQ REALLY is that low. Uckfay oooyayI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #117 January 24, 2005 Well OJ you have stumbled upon the largest Virtual Dropzone in the world. Get used to the DZ humor. It's all here just like your home DZ except this is a virtual DZ. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #118 January 24, 2005 Well, I gotta go, it was good talking to everyone. Maybe I'll see that woman in the gym tonight and I can have a little convo about today's chatter The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #119 January 24, 2005 QuoteGet used to the DZ humor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #120 January 24, 2005 Maybe try to get her back as you walk by her, and if you aren't up to the smelly task, then find someone to do it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #121 January 24, 2005 QuoteWell, I gotta go, it was good talking to everyone. Maybe I'll see that woman in the gym tonight and I can have a little convo about today's chatter Rule clarification - Will he owe pimp fees to HH if discussing this thread leads to something? New pickup line - If he opens a conversation with "Hey, I had the funniest online discussion about that ass you dropped in here the other day..." and succeeds... my hat is off to him. If that works, I have been using the wrong approach all along. Of course, based on my success rate, I have been using the wrong approach all along. I already know that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #122 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteWell, I gotta go, it was good talking to everyone. Maybe I'll see that woman in the gym tonight and I can have a little convo about today's chatter Rule clarification - Will he owe pimp fees to HH if discussing this thread leads to something? New pickup line - If he opens a conversation with "Hey, I had the funniest online discussion about that ass you dropped in here the other day..." and succeeds... my hat is off to him. If that works, I have been using the wrong approach all along. Of course, based on my success rate, I have been using the wrong approach all along. I already know that. Me - I'd just walk up and ask what flavor she'll drop today.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #124 January 24, 2005 AWWWWWWWWWW! Gross!!! There's only one plausible explanation, as far as I'm concerned; that must have been a guy that just happened to look like a woman ... Next time, you oughta follw "her" and find out which locker room she walks into. ********************************** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,119 #125 January 24, 2005 >What kind of woman just busts ass in the gym? The kind that doesn't get diverticulitis. Farting is normal. We generate methane; that's how it's designed to come out. If if bugs you then avoid people who fart audibly. (Note that's not the same as avoiding people who fart.) >Call me old fashioned but that was one of the nastiest things I have ever seem from a woman! You haven't seen too many nasty women then! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
