Are you freaking kidding me?

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It's because they don't shut up long enough to build up pressure

That's common knowledge. This girl had obviously done some saving up.

[Rebecca 0]

She was too busy pumping some manly iron to flap her lips, so she flapped her buttcheeks instead.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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She was too busy pumping some manly iron to flap her lips, so she flapped her buttcheeks instead.

It makes me SO hot when you talk dirty.

[OrangeJumper 0]

3. I think you're a troll... (not a PA just stating facts skymama)

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I've been the victim of one of the worst forms of public gassing ever. Monday morning, after a weekend of a little too much fun, get on empty elevator (glass), doors close, then.........bwwaaaagghhhh!! Someone fumigated it with super-human powers... I looked like a dying lab rat in a little cage.

Whoever did it, planted it and thought it was funny regardless of the victim...sucked for me, now I want revenge. I think I'll start practicing on the plane with everyone else. (poot poot)

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REBECCA!!!

Maybe I'm a little old fashioned, but Girlz don't FART!!

We tootle...and they are cute.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
OMG!!! Until you're on a load with mostly female jumpers - then all that tootling has you getting out the door 3 miles before the spot....

Scars remind us that the past is real

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Yup...you are WAY out of line...Wanna pull my finger??

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You think I am a troll? Did I touch on a sensitive subject?

Yes and No respectively.

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no need for hostility "Slappie."

No hostilities at all..

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Well, I won't entertain the comments from the internet thug.

Bwwaahahahahhaaaa I'm a thug

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Rebecca 0]

Mud-covered off-road vehicles...

Daisy after a romp in the bayou...

The bathroom at Lola's...

My baby cousin's diaper...

That section in that store in that one part of Amsterdam.... (ack! my eyes!!!)

Houston's 'fresh' air...


There! Dirty enough for you??

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Second, I understand it is natural but I was under the impression that women just didn't do that in public. Maybe I think that way because I was raised in the Midwest

I didn't know that women in the Midwest didn't fart! Ha!

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I can accept an accident but on purpose, come on, that's just horrible! Is there anyone out there who agrees with me?

Everyone is different, and some people seem to do that more than others. Using the restroom more frequently and eating/drinking certain things and not others solves any of those problems. If it makes you feel better, many women AND MEN, don't feel the need to do that in front of...well, anyone.

However, it doesn't bother me if someone happens to fart or burp around me, since it's normal for people to have to relieve themselves of gas every now and then. Who cares, as long as it's not invading your personal space somehow, and if it is, you can always walk or run away.

For the record, it was extremely rude of this lady to let a huge fart rip like that right next to you, specifically, but it would have been just as rude, if the person had been a male. However, if it was a friend trying to screw with you, then that would have been funny, yet annoying.

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There! Dirty enough for you??

Yes........my nipples are hard........

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She made it seem like it was perfectly normal and she went on about her buisness; not even a freaking excuse me. Could someone help me out here?

Proper etiquette dictates that public farts, unlike belches which require an "excuse me," are ignored by all parties involved. I don't write the manner rules; I just live by them.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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There! Dirty enough for you??

Yes........my nipples are hard........

Clay I'm an internet thug, think it will effect my chances of flying ever again? Or should I look into changing my identity and getting a fake passport?

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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There! Dirty enough for you??

Yes........my nipples are hard........

Not just nipples any more.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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She made it seem like it was perfectly normal and she went on about her buisness; not even a freaking excuse me. Could someone help me out here?

Proper etiquette dictates that public farts, unlike belches which require an "excuse me," are ignored by all parties involved. I don't write the manner rules; I just live by them.

I disagree. If one tootles in public (I've never done it), they need to try to make that sound with their shoe, chair, clear throat, to try to fool everyone that they didn't just pop a poot. I would never say "excuse me for farting.....I had eggs for breakfast"

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There! Dirty enough for you??

Yes........my nipples are hard........

Clay I'm an internet thug, think it will effect my chances of flying ever again? Or should I look into changing my identity and getting a fake passport?

LOL! Dude, you are in serious need of a little "kitty." Are you one of those guys that spends most of their time in internet chat rooms?

The Original Cabana Boy!

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Wow, this thread seems to be creating a little tension, hmmmm. Well, I won't entertain the comments from the internet thug. I'm just stating my opinion. Like I said before, accidents, ok no problem, but for a woman to do that on purpose in public is nothing short of nasty, IN MY OPINION!

For a poster on dzcom to purposely be annoying and not put a space between their post and sigline is nothing short of nasty and rude.

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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There! Dirty enough for you??

Yes........my nipples are hard........

Not just nipples any more.

Wait, Clay's hard nipples are exciting you? I thought we covered this in the other thread?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Has anyone ever figured out why farts are so funny?
I got my brother a fart machine for christmas and of course he put it under the tree and operated it by remote while we opened presents.. it was a riot!
Howver, its not so funny when dogs fart... OMG NEED AIRRRR!!!!

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Call me old fashioned but that was one of the nastiest things I have ever seem from a woman!

seem from a woman?
or smelled from a woman??

ahhhhh, must of smelled like climb to jumprun right around 10,000 ft......(when I am continually forced to plug my nose and whip out my scented spray from my handy jumpsuit pocket..) Women like myself have made a life long habit of never farting in the aircraft....

SMiles

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think it will effect my chances of flying ever again?

No.....but only because your name was already on the "Texas Redneck No Fly List."

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Wow, this thread seems to be creating a little tension, hmmmm. Well, I won't entertain the comments from the internet thug. I'm just stating my opinion. Like I said before, accidents, ok no problem, but for a woman to do that on purpose in public is nothing short of nasty, IN MY OPINION!

For a poster on dzcom to purposely be annoying and not put a space between their post and sigline is nothing short of nasty and rude.

Is that better?

The Original Cabana Boy!

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LOL! Dude, you are in serious need of little "kitty." Are you one of those guys that spends most of their time in internet chat rooms?

This is a very interesting comment coming from someone who is offended by FARTS and wants to be a skydiver. Hmm I don't understand the comment and how it relates to the topic at hand.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Is that better?

At least you're trainable... being a sooner that is a huge step forward.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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LOL! Dude, you are in serious need of little "kitty." Are you one of those guys that spends most of their time in internet chat rooms?

This is a very interesting comment coming from someone who is offended by FARTS and wants to be a skydiver. Hmm I don't understand the comment and how it relates to the topic at hand.

Honestly, are you being serious? What the hell does farting and skydiving have to do with one another. Brother, please get off the computer and get back in the real world. The comment of you being in need of a little love was made because your actually talking trash on the internet. LOL! PATHETIC!

The Original Cabana Boy!