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According to the Great Philosopher, George Carlin:
"In a National survey, 4 out of 5 people think the >5th guy< is an asshole"
-true story
"In a National survey, 4 out of 5 people think the >5th guy< is an asshole"

-true story

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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/
Evelyn 0
I didn't know any of that stuff. Thanks for enlightening me
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller
Quote[reply*Pound for pound, grasshoppers are 3 times as nutritious as beef.
I bet the scientists are already working on a cow sized grasshopper, but then comes the question of fences.
I laughed out loud at that and gave thanks that I'd already swallowed the Pepsi!

Ewwww, would you really eat a slab of grasshopper?! Is it the goopy guts inside that have all this protien? I imagine the shell part is just undigestible chitin?
I'll bet a cow-sized grasshopper, with all them spikes, could really do a job on a human... Not to mention cow-head-sized grasshopper mandibles... The thought is terrifying. Anyone seen "Empire of the Ants"?...
-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"
You gotta cook the grassopper first. Then it isn't all goopy inside.
Hey we eat shrimp, right? Those are just bugs from the sea.
Hey we eat shrimp, right? Those are just bugs from the sea.
Speed Racer
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BillyVance 35
QuoteYou gotta cook the grassopper first. Then it isn't all goopy inside.
Hey we eat shrimp, right? Those are just bugs from the sea.
Yeah, but you have to defile them too... otherwise they taste like shit...


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mnealtx 0
QuoteQuoteYou gotta cook the grassopper first. Then it isn't all goopy inside.
Hey we eat shrimp, right? Those are just bugs from the sea.
Yeah, but you have todefileDEVEIN them too... otherwise they taste like shit...
Fixed that for ya, Billy... unless you really have a Dark Altar set up in your basement specifically for defiling those poor little shrimp....

Mike
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BillyVance 35
QuoteQuoteQuoteYou gotta cook the grassopper first. Then it isn't all goopy inside.
Hey we eat shrimp, right? Those are just bugs from the sea.
Yeah, but you have todefileDEVEIN them too... otherwise they taste like shit...
Fixed that for ya, Billy... unless you really have a Dark Altar set up in your basement specifically for defiling those poor little shrimp....
LOL yeah, devein is what I meant...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban
mnealtx 0
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Fixed that for ya, Billy... unless you really have a Dark Altar set up in your basement specifically for defiling those poor little shrimp....
LOL yeah, devein is what I meant...
Thank God you didn't say "deflower"!!!!





Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706
QuoteQuoteYou gotta cook the grassopper first. Then it isn't all goopy inside.
Hey we eat shrimp, right? Those are just bugs from the sea.
Yeah, but you have to defile them too... otherwise they taste like shit...
YEP!
Lobster are in the same family as cockroach (jap. ablino large roach=food)
Crab is related to the spider family.
===all bugs.
scuba diving for lobsters is called "bug hunting".

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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/
If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/
For some odd reason, I believe my high school Science teacher told me that.
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