kansasskydiver 0 #1 May 9, 2005 A couple of rednecks are out in the Tennessee woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence....... Billy Bob's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, I shot him, now what???"<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
