cvfd1399 0 #1 May 6, 2005 Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck AggieDave Say... I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. Duct tape won't fix that. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? You can't feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. Wrestling's fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We're vegetarians. Do you think my gut is too big? I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, we don't need another dog. Who gives a crap who won the Civil War? Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. Spittin' is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Checkmate. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. I don't have a favorite college team. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. You ALL. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight. Add your own.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 May 6, 2005 Yeah, never seen that before... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #3 May 6, 2005 QuoteCome to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? Especially these three. and i'll add: "Please, no farting on the airplane" Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 May 6, 2005 OMG, i love the avatar brains. You're so freakin cute!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #5 May 6, 2005 QuoteOMG, i love the avatar brains. You're so freakin cute!!! Thanks, i got bored the other day. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #6 May 6, 2005 ***Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck AggieDave Say... .45 Auto Sucks.........Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #7 May 6, 2005 I don't want to go to hooters again!!! Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDaemon 0 #8 May 6, 2005 No thanks, I'm watching my figure I prefer the boquet of pinot noir Is this my color? I have to get these books back to the library We shouldn't try to fix that ourselves, we should call a professional parle vous francias?find / -name jumpers -print; cat jumpers $USER > manifest; cd /dev/airplane; more altitude; make jump; cd /pub; more beer; Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 May 6, 2005 When will you be done servicing my Volvo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 May 6, 2005 "Longhorns win again! WHOOOOP!" "Varicoceles ROCK!" "Let's go through da port on dis one, okay, skip?" "Vive la France!" "Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your bootie, shake your bootie.." "Heel, fifii." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 May 6, 2005 QuoteWhen will you be done servicing my Volvo. When will my Yugo be ready? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #12 May 6, 2005 "That '12th Man' thing is WAYYY overrated." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdfreefly 1 #13 May 7, 2005 I'll just have the salad Methane Freefly - got stink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #14 May 7, 2005 hahahahahahahahaha! This shitz' funnay... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 May 7, 2005 Thanks guys, yall really put a smile on my face tonight. That's great.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevePhelps 0 #16 May 7, 2005 Hook 'em Horns! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #17 May 7, 2005 stop!!! my stomach hurts from laughing....it is funny enough when it is "redneck" but when you put "aggiedave" in there...heehee ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #18 May 7, 2005 "I wish I'd gone to the University of Oklahoma instead."Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #19 May 7, 2005 "It's to hot to wear this NASCAR jacket" JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #20 May 7, 2005 Go Southern Cal You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 May 7, 2005 "Just a LITTLE gravy please." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #22 May 7, 2005 "Do these jeans make me look fat?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #23 May 7, 2005 Does this shirt bring out the color in my eyes? I'm a versitile bottom.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drjump 0 #24 May 8, 2005 " My farts do NOT stink"!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 May 8, 2005 Quote"I wish I'd gone to the University of Oklahoma instead." added: "so I could be on the winning side of that 77-0 whitewashing a coupla years ago!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
