Tuesday's Funnies

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* * * * Your Perspective * * * *

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that thing called when people are sleeping on top of each other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided that her responsibility was to tell him the truth... "It's called intimacy, darling." Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is NOT called intimacy! It's called Bunk Beds!"

* * * * Signs You're the Reincarnation of Someone Famous... * * * *

1. During a thunderstorm, you build a giant boat and start stealing your neighbor's pets.

2. When the boss criticizes your work, you hack off your right ear and mail it to him.

3. Not only do you consider Yoko an artistic genius, you think she's beautiful and has a lovely singing voice.

4. While working under the sink, you get this insatiable urge to paint a church ceiling.

5. Out of luck winos are bringing you jugs of water.

6. You're found writing down rules of the office on giant stone tablets.

7. As a kid, while talking through paper cups and string, you say ?There?s gotto be a better way?

* * * * Committees * * * *

I have to admit it, Johnson had offered a brilliant proposal to resolve our troublesome problem. He suggested we form three committees, one to study the problem directly, one to study how other companies had resolved similar problems, and a third to oversee the first two and coordinate their efforts into a workable solution.

The plan worked flawlessly and we assigned the janitor to change the lightbulb

* * * * Fun with Blondes * * * *

A blonde woman goes to the doctor and complains that her whole body is aching. She touches her knee and says: "Ouch! That hurt". She then touches her elbow which evokes yet another painful response. She then touches her ear and complains that it is sensitive too. The doctor then examines her and says: "Well, Madam, I am sure that will be the case - your finger is broken."

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance