0
livendive

The "I need a..." thread

Recommended Posts

I need to win the lottery so I can have my Captain and my Cabana Boy with me at all times. :)

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Vibrator...


~R+R:)...I broke the other one...good thing I'm gettin' the real thing next week...:D...




**looking around to make sure no one's listening** pssst....hon...you do know there are stores where you can go get a replacement? Yeah...you get the real thing next week but in the meantime....;)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Vibrator...


~R+R:)...I broke the other one...good thing I'm gettin' the real thing next week...:D...




**looking around to make sure no one's listening** pssst....hon...you do know there are stores where you can go get a replacement? Yeah...you get the real thing next week but in the meantime....;)




::looks over both shoulders::...Thanks for the tip...:ph34r::P:D;)...putting the 5 day rule into effect now...so when I see Mr. Wonderful...well..."LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!":D:D:D:D:D

Know what I mean...:PB|...

~R+R:)...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

::looks over both shoulders::...Thanks for the tip...:ph34r::P:D;)...putting the 5 day rule into effect now...so when I see Mr. Wonderful...well..."LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!":D:D:D:D:D

Know what I mean...:PB|...

~R+R:)...




:D I never thought I'd say this, but I feel sorry for him (or should I be jealous 'cause you two will be getting some? :S:D). They always talk about a woman walking funny...I have a feeling Kennedy will be walking funny. ;)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

:D I never thought I'd say this, but I feel sorry for him (or should I be jealous 'cause you two will be getting some? :S:D). They always talk about a woman walking funny...I have a feeling Kennedy will be walking funny. ;)




I'll let you know next week...:D:ph34r::D...Ok, that is just funny!!!!:D:D:D:D:D

~R+R:)...YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Only a few more days...:)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

a blowjob



Did that really come from Mr. "Oral's no big deal unless it's road head" ?

No wonder you wanted the nap more...
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

I need a freakin mini-me at my job NOW... looks like I might actually get that one.



Are you pregnant? :o


;):P



Actually, yes. Due any day now.... with Frenchy's fourth love child, sexybitchbertha. :D:P

If you don't know... don't ask. You'll be scarred for life. :ph34r::ph34r:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

I need a freakin mini-me at my job NOW... looks like I might actually get that one.



Are you pregnant? :o


;):P



Actually, yes. Due any day now.... with Frenchy's fourth love child, sexybitchbertha. :D:P

If you don't know... don't ask. You'll be scarred for life. :ph34r::ph34r:



it wont have curly hair and say "baaaaaa" will it????
!!!! :o:ph34r:
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

bwahahahahahaha.... come on now... we'd have cute kids............. NOT!!!!! :D:D:P

****runs and hides in heard of sheep*****



WARNING:
beware the wolf in sheep's clothing!

Im not even gonna speculate on that one! LOL!:D:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

I need a 56 hour nap.




its called tell your boss to
"stuff it".
but i spose thats not good for the career huh?:S
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0