Frenchy68 0 #26 May 9, 2005 You may start growing whiskers. Pretty cool, uh? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #27 May 9, 2005 Like me?? I got bit and turned into my avatar, SuperPussy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #28 May 9, 2005 QuoteLike me?? I got bit and turned into my avatar, SuperPussy. *choking on gum* Why can't every english teacher be like you? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #29 May 10, 2005 QuoteYou may start growing whiskers. Pretty cool, uh? Actually I think I now have a baby cat growing in my forehead, because my forehead looks pregnant. I have been injected with the seed of one of the lapcats of Satan. Here is a picture of my swollen head for the amusement of everyone else: (Yes, I look like crap in this pic, which pretty much matches how I feel.) http://crayfish.nu/keely/images/misc/swollenhead001.jpg At least I found out that I don't have to work again until Thursday... So maybe the swelling will go down by then (or maybe I'll be dead by then, who knows)... It's always fun to meet new clients with a massive lump and a bandaid on your head. Oh, and the doc didn't have to report anything to animal control. He just asked me what happened and if it was my cat and how old the cat was... But he seemed to agree that it was my fault instead of the cat's. Maybe I should just get "DUMBASS" tattooed on my head once this infection heals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #30 May 10, 2005 Good goddess! You've got a mini-me growing in your cabeza!!! Get well soon, Keely. I'd stay away from any restraint gear that goes over your forehead.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #31 May 10, 2005 Oh sweety! That is awful, you poor thing!!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #32 May 10, 2005 QuoteYou've got a mini-me growing in your cabeza!!! Kinda makes you want to reach through the monitor and squeeze it like a giant zit, eh? Well, Keely, hope the antibiotics kick in and your forehead goes back to normal.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #33 May 10, 2005 QuoteGet well soon, Keely. I'd stay away from any restraint gear that goes over your forehead. Thanks, Kris... I'll keep that in mind. And, for anyone who hasn't figured it out yet, I just have to say... Getting bitten on the head by a cat really sucks donkey balls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #34 May 10, 2005 Get well soon. It looks so painful. Take care. Feel better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #35 May 10, 2005 QuoteGetting bitten on the head by a cat really sucks donkey balls! Uh... You've obviously never sucked donkey balls! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #36 May 10, 2005 Cats are of the devil. Now everyone can see that simple truth. My friend Debbie has a giant demonic figure living under the assumed name of cat. We joke that if you want to pet it, you have to sign a waiver. (...maybe it's not a joke) If can be really calm for 20 minutes, just sitting next to you quietly, and then... whack, he's got your leg. Everyone at Zhills knows to fear that cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #37 May 10, 2005 I'm still wondering how many channels she can pick up with that thing. *running away*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #38 May 10, 2005 QuoteWell I gave up on waiting to hear from my regular doctor's office and went to the urgent care center instead (because I was starting to freak out about it). The guy who looked at it said that it was already infected, so he cleaned it up, gave me a tetanus shot (since I couldn't remember when I last had one) and he gave me an antibiotic prescription (which I am now waiting for). He also told me to follow up with my regular doctor at the end of the week to make sure it's ok. Grr, now I feel like crap and I am really stressed out... My next three weeks are going to be so busy, and I don't have time for this! Ok, I'll quit whining now... Hopefully it will be funny in a few weeks... Glad you went and got seen!! Getting an infection would've been "*NOT* a good thing (tm)"!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #39 May 10, 2005 WOw..............that's nuts. I think I would take that cat golfing. OK.....well......not golfing but I would club that little fucker with a 1 wood! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #40 May 11, 2005 QuoteI'm still wondering how many channels she can pick up with that thing. *running away* I would say that I would spank you for that, but something tells me you might enjoy it... Wow, cat bites are a major pain in the ass (literally)! I just got home a little while ago from the ER. The swelling had gotten worse today, and when I called the urgent care center that I had been to yesterday and told them what was going on, they said I should go to the ER. So I went there and they gave me a huge dose of antibiotics into my left hip, and now I am walking with a limp... But now it looks like the swelling has gone down quite a bit. Funny, I've been obsessed with getting another Bengal kitty for the last few weeks... and now I'm not so sure I want another cat! (Just kidding, I'll probably end up getting one anyway.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #41 May 11, 2005 QuoteI think that if you compare dental records, you'll find out that it wasn't your cat's but Keith's teeth marks.[Unimpressed] You're just jealous Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #42 May 11, 2005 Oh Keely, I didn't read this thread until today! Geez...I hope that your forehead gets better really soon. It doesn't look very good, but thankfully you went to the ER. Good for you! (Btw, are you SURE that it's not from Keith or one of the others at the Bombshelter as Frenchy has suggested? ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #43 May 11, 2005 Quote(Btw, are you SURE that it's not from Keith or one of the others at the Bombshelter as Frenchy has suggested? ) No, I'm not entirely sure... Iggy might be innocent after all... Do you have any photos of anyone biting me on the head??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #44 May 11, 2005 Bengal....must have Bengal!!! I found a lead on two in TX at an animal rescue facility, and there's one coming up at a Petsmart adoption event here in my city on Sun...I'm going to go check that one out before driving to TX on Sun. Hopefully I get there first and the local Bengal has the temperment I'm looking for. Hope you heal up fast, Keeley...and, whenever you feel like giving out spankings....Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #45 May 11, 2005 QuoteBengal....must have Bengal!!! I found a lead on two in TX at an animal rescue facility, and there's one coming up at a Petsmart adoption event here in my city on Sun...I'm going to go check that one out before driving to TX on Sun. Hopefully I get there first and the local Bengal has the temperment I'm looking for. Hope you heal up fast, Keeley...and, whenever you feel like giving out spankings.... Bengals are really cool. I was going to post in your "new cat" thread, but that was around the time I got bitten... so I wasn't much in the mood to praise any kind of cats. I have been trying to talk myself out of getting another Bengal since there are so many stray cats that need a home... But the two cats I have now are strays that I adopted, so at least I've done a small part to help the stray population... And I really want a Bengal... They're just a whole different animal than the normal cat. I still love my other cats of course, and I think they would like having another one around, especially one so playful (as Bengals are). Oh, and my swelling is almost completely gone now (woo hoo!)... Now Rich can stop calling me "Lumpy" ... The actual cut itself might leave a scar, but it's so small that I'm not too worried about it. (I can't believe how much swelling I had from that one tiny gash!) I'll never forget the image of Iggy's face coming at my head with his fangs out... It all happened so quick... He was VERY distressed about something, and was on his cat tree (which is about the level of my face)... I had had a couple of drinks, so my judgement was impaired... I went over and picked him up, and WHACK he bit me on the head, I dropped him and he ran off... I think there was a split second before the bite where I was thinking oops, bad idea... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
