Kris 0 #26 May 11, 2005 QuoteYou forgot alcohol and an apology. LMAO It wasn't my mess, I was just trying to help. If it was my mess, there would be more than some pills and chocolate being thrown. I'd have to start with the good Belgian chocolate, at least.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #27 May 11, 2005 Quote that is all.... You should be drinking red wine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #28 May 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteFor the same reason that drinking a bunch of purple KoolAid will turn your turds green! Purple Gatorade does the same thing. I gotta' try that! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #29 May 11, 2005 QuoteQuote that is all.... You should be drinking red wine Im sorry... Im out of the fine Voyager Estate Tom Price Reserve Merlot from WA. (1998) I drank it. and the Kendall Jackson Merlot (Vinters Reserve, 1999) what you got ?!!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #30 May 11, 2005 Just some Ravenswood Zinfandel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #31 May 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotewhy on earth does it make your pee smell so bad? For the same reason that drinking a bunch of purple KoolAid will turn your turds green! WaltAnd how do you know that When I heard about it, I decided to sacrifice turd color for scientific knowledge and drank a bunch of purple KoolAid. Must be my desire for life on the edge! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #32 May 11, 2005 Quotewhy on earth does it make your pee smell so bad? Aspartic acid. If your body makes aspartase, which will break down aspartic acid, your pee won't smell from asparagus. I'm guessing that most of us don't have the aspartase... I love asparagus! Hey, don't eat a whole can of beets. It'll scare the hell out of you when you think you're shitting blood, until you remember that the night before, you ate a whole can of beets! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #34 May 11, 2005 Quotedon't you people read...or do i read too damn much http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Dye/dye.html Excellent site. Here's another great one: http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo Check out the top 20 turds! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #35 May 11, 2005 QuoteJust some Ravenswood Zinfandel zinfandel? ZINFANDEL! you accost me over zinfandel? I love a good red, but find it difficult to drink much of it due to its weight/consquences. I spent 2 days in Oz recovering from an fine WA red. i have since taken care to prevent a re-occorence!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #36 May 11, 2005 QuoteI spent 2 days in Oz recovering from an fine WA red. i have since taken care to prevent a re-occorence!Red has always played nice with me... white on the other hand is a big trouble maker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #37 May 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteI spent 2 days in Oz recovering from an fine WA red. i have since taken care to prevent a re-occorence!Red has always played nice with me... white on the other hand is a big trouble maker. i drink whites easily! reds are bad for the head. (and not the good one!!!!)Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #38 May 11, 2005 LMFAO! I was going to post almost the same question a few days ago. I know why (digestion produces aspartic acid), but I've heard that it doesn't have the same effect on everyone and that not everyone can smell aspartic acid. Truth be told, wherever I read that said that only like 8% of people have the unfortunate blessing of both (production and ability to smell). I don't believe that though, cuz most people I've talked to about it have the same complaint. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewGPM 0 #39 May 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteI spent 2 days in Oz recovering from an fine WA red. i have since taken care to prevent a re-occorence!Red has always played nice with me... white on the other hand is a big trouble maker. but does red or white wine make your urine smell or change the color of your poop? (just trying to get this thread back on topic) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #40 May 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI spent 2 days in Oz recovering from an fine WA red. i have since taken care to prevent a re-occorence!Red has always played nice with me... white on the other hand is a big trouble maker. i drink whites easily! reds are bad for the head. (and not the good one!!!!)I only have one head Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #41 May 11, 2005 QuoteQuote that is all.... You should be drinking red wine I'm drinking red wine, but good little stalker that you are, you already knew that, right? Right?! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #42 May 11, 2005 Of course I knew that Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #43 May 11, 2005 Who would ever have thought that a thread titled "asparagus" would catch fire! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #44 May 11, 2005 Alana...I had a post about a year ago about this exact same thing. Did you know that if you can smell it in your pee...you are only 1% of the population that can? Now dontcha feel special? There's an artical in "Psychology Today" mag about this very same thing.... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #45 May 11, 2005 QuoteQuotehey dick face! i didnt stick my head in the toliet... it just smells bad. every time i eat that shit. trus me, ive seen wierder shit posted about, ok! Whoa! *throwing Midol and chocolate in the room and running away quickly* I had to look up what Midol is cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #46 May 11, 2005 QuoteAlana...I had a post about a year ago about this exact same thing. Did you know that if you can smell it in your pee...you are only 1% of the population that can? Now dontcha feel special? There's an artical in "Psychology Today" mag about this very same thing.... then that makes everyone i know the 1%!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
