DeepThought 0 #1 May 12, 2005 Subject: Directions !!! 1. Start at Edinburgh Airport. 2. Catch flight from Edinburgh to London Heathrow Airport. 3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth" - follow for 0.2 miles. 6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles 7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North AirportExit" - follow for 2.9 miles 8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2 miles 9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles 10. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles 11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles 12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles 13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles 14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for7.8 miles 15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles 16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles 17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles 18. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas" Now that's the way to *%@#!@~ Amarillo!!!!!!!! SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .! -------------------------------------------------- You only have one life, make the most of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 May 12, 2005 But do you know the way to San Jose? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 May 12, 2005 QuoteBut do you know the way to San Jose? 1. Get on airplane at your local airport 2. Fly to SJC 3. ?????? 4. Profit!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 May 12, 2005 La la la la la la la la la la . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 May 12, 2005 QuoteLa la la la la la la la la la . . . It's been stuck in my head since I typed that post! Agh! What have I done! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 May 12, 2005 Yep, it's your fault. It's stuck in mine, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
