BillyVance 35 #1 May 11, 2005 When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this on your way home from work: stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change in to very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so the it will not become chipped or broken. The fun part begins..take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson"..."I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson"... HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #2 May 11, 2005 so, when i buy a rectal thermometer, it's already been up some dude's (or chick's) ass???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #4 May 11, 2005 Q. What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A. The flavor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 May 11, 2005 Quote Q. What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A. The flavor. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #6 May 12, 2005 What scared me was as I got older, I realized that my mom only had ONE thermometer in the house."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #7 May 12, 2005 Been there.... Ooh and when I realized that that bulb snot sucker was what it is and not a water gun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #8 May 12, 2005 http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp I know I ruined the fun. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 May 12, 2005 Quotehttp://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp I know I ruined the fun. That post was supposed to be a joke anyway... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
