kansasskydiver 0 #26 May 13, 2005 You rang?<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #27 May 13, 2005 QuoteI'll tell it just once more..... So this lil japanese girl was taught all her life to treat her man well and never disappoint him. She gets married and after they consummate the marriage, a lil fart slips out once she's gathering their clothes from the floor. She looks up with surprise and says "oh so sowry...front hole so happy...back hole laugh out loud" So...from now on...when I notice a fart has been released in the plane...I know "someone's front hole must be happppay" Ok, I laughed the first time, now I just think your gassy and making excuses |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #28 May 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'll tell it just once more..... So this lil japanese girl was taught all her life to treat her man well and never disappoint him. She gets married and after they consummate the marriage, a lil fart slips out once she's gathering their clothes from the floor. She looks up with surprise and says "oh so sowry...front hole so happy...back hole laugh out loud" So...from now on...when I notice a fart has been released in the plane...I know "someone's front hole must be happppay" Ok, I laughed the first time, now I just think your gassy and making excuses No...honestly...I love that one and love to laugh my ass off _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #29 May 13, 2005 It is actually pretty funny, but, you must be easily amused |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #30 May 13, 2005 QuoteIt is actually pretty funny, but, you must be easily amused Got anything better? If so...please share _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #31 May 13, 2005 I went to this restaurant last week that I frequent, really classy place. About a month ago, I go in, and I notice the waiter has a spoon in his back pocket. Being the bold bugger that I am, I ask him what's with the spoon? He tells me that they hired an efficiency expert, and he told them that a huge percentage of time taken by waiters is getting a replacement spoon for diners, so they now always carry an extra spoon. I thought this was pretty cool. Last week, I go back for a great dinner, only this time, I notice the waiter has a barely visible string that looks like it's coming out of his zipper. Again, being the bold fucker that I am, I ask what's with the string. This time he tells me about this same expert. Only this time the time wasted is washing hands in the bathroom. So if only we didn't have to wash our hands, we'd save time. But in order to not wash hands, you can't touch yourself. So, I think about it and go, "ok, I get it, zip... pull... piss... ... but how do you get it back in?" The waiter leans in real close and whispers "I dunno about the other guys, but I use my spoon" |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #32 May 13, 2005 _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #33 May 13, 2005 BAWHAHAHAHA What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #34 May 13, 2005 Sometimes I just don't know about you. But if I ever decide I'm brave enough to eat with you again, I'm picking the restaurant! ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #35 May 13, 2005 QuoteSometimes I just don't know about you. Trust me girl, you dun wanna know |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #36 May 13, 2005 As something to do instead of working, I am going to join this thread too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #37 May 13, 2005 I'd join in, but I'm not a PW.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 May 13, 2005 I've never done such a lowly thing as post whore just for the purpose of using up bandwidth. So........ BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #39 May 13, 2005 Nice, nice..... BTW dude... answer your phone when I call ya, dammit!! Pretty difficult to give ya shit if ya don't answer the phone...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
