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So I read the "you know you're a skydiver when..." list for the first time since i started jumping...

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I read it when I was doing all my research like 3 years ago, didn't get 99% of the jokes.

Re-read it today (got it in an email from dad..)

"Your friends think it's funny to, when you are sleeping, blow a fan in your face and set a beeper off near your ear."

I actually laughed out loud when I read that one, it makes sense now!:D
cavete terrae.

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Here are a couple of my favorites:

Someone offers you a second plate of a very delicious and fattening dessert and you say: "No thank you, I'm watching my fall rate."

You're watching a movie and someone falls/jumps/gets pushed off a building and you yell "PULL!!"

Whenever leaving an establishment you yell "DOOR" to all the patrons before opening the door.


Every single one of your whuffo friends is to the point of wanting to kill you every time you mention skydiving.

** When you buy anything you calculate how many skydives it will cost.
Inveniam Viam aut Faciam
I'm back biatches!

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