grue 1 #1 May 14, 2005 I read it when I was doing all my research like 3 years ago, didn't get 99% of the jokes. Re-read it today (got it in an email from dad..) "Your friends think it's funny to, when you are sleeping, blow a fan in your face and set a beeper off near your ear." I actually laughed out loud when I read that one, it makes sense now!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #2 May 14, 2005 got a clicky or something for this list, ive never seen it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 May 14, 2005 Quotegot a clicky or something for this list, ive never seen it... http://www.wildgeese.demon.co.uk/yaknow.htmcavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #4 May 14, 2005 Here are a couple of my favorites: Someone offers you a second plate of a very delicious and fattening dessert and you say: "No thank you, I'm watching my fall rate." You're watching a movie and someone falls/jumps/gets pushed off a building and you yell "PULL!!" Whenever leaving an establishment you yell "DOOR" to all the patrons before opening the door. Every single one of your whuffo friends is to the point of wanting to kill you every time you mention skydiving. ** When you buy anything you calculate how many skydives it will cost. Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites