Scott_Lutz 0 #1 May 15, 2005 Hi i have been told that i my name is in many conversations on this web site and i am wondering if someone can show me where to find this. Thank you. My Name is Scott Lutz and i have only done one jump before. Hence, why i am asking why my name is bought up here. Whenever i ask my co-worker who told me, she just laughs at me and says that i should have a look. So here i am. Any help would be great, ta. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #2 May 15, 2005 Tell us about the skydive?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #3 May 15, 2005 Your a benchmark in skydiving. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 May 15, 2005 Hi - if this is for real ..... then this should be a really great thread. Let the games begin....... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #5 May 15, 2005 no freaking way this cant be "THE LUTZ" post a pic of yourself to prove its really you then tell us about your skydive Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #6 May 15, 2005 Quote My Name is Scott Lutz and i have only done one jump befo oh! you mean this guy? sorry, i call bs. grammar mistakes are usually overlooked on here.. but i would expect more from someone who passed the cali bar exam. there's a big difference between book smart and everyday smarts. i assume lutz knows he's on here. not only did he mess up big, he sent in his on tape with an interview. maybe i'm wrong... it wouldn't be the first time. funny idea tho!i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scott_Lutz 0 #7 May 15, 2005 tell you about the skydive?? Well, it was not the best thing i have ever done. Please do not take me wrong though as i have great admiration for those of you who take skydiving up as a sport, though i can not for the life of me understand how the instructors i had were allowed to teach anyone. Well anyhow, on my jump i was unfortunate to have an old bag and parachute, when i pulled the rip cord my parachute opened and then broke off. I was lucky enough to find silver cord and when i pulled this it opened up my other parachute. What if beyond my understanding is why i was never shown that i had this other parachute before i jumped. Anyhow my parachute jump was not the greatest as it landed me amongst powerlines where i was burnt. anyhow enough about myself, could someone tell me where i can find all this talk about myself that i have been informed about? Thank you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scott_Lutz 0 #8 May 15, 2005 Ji there bryangoesboom, how do i go about 'posting a pic'?... By the way, you should not joke about going 'boom', i once went 'BOOM'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #9 May 15, 2005 OK, I'm seconding the BS call after his response. My question is, is this one of us pranking or someone else?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #10 May 15, 2005 At the top right of this page, you will find a search function. Just type in your last name and click go. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scott_Lutz 0 #11 May 15, 2005 Hi Heidihagen, Do i know you? You sure talk about me and refer to me as though we know each other. I was called 'The Lutz' in school. What school did you go to? Thank You. P.S. That sure is a lovely photo of you, though i do not recognise you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scott_Lutz 0 #12 May 15, 2005 Thank You Quick draw, my name has come up many times. I now have much reading to do. Thank you everyone, i am sorry people think i am BS'ing you but i am flabagsted that so many people know who i am. My question has been answered so i shall leave you all to it and leave with a very big thank you. {smiles} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #13 May 15, 2005 Quotemy name has come up many times. I now have much reading to do. LMAO. If you need any help with the big words, don't be afraid to come back & ask. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #14 May 15, 2005 post a pic: when you reply under the text box there is a browse button click that and select your pic after that click the upload attachement button i think your full of crap my myself Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 May 15, 2005 Nope, I'm calling bullshit on this one, too - definitely not a native American English speaker....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scott_Lutz 0 #16 May 15, 2005 I am being called 'The worlds dumbest AFF student". Well i am sure they are not talking about me because i went on a television show and the world knows that my teachers were the world dumbest teachers. I never actually heard of anyone with the same name as me. Well i will now tell my worker that she has me mistaken for someone else. Thank you Quickdraw for being so helpful. With people as kind as you it gives me inspiration to go and try your sport again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #17 May 15, 2005 the weird part is-- i can't tell if whoever is doing this really can't spell "flabbergasted" ORRRRRRRR if they are trying to fit the lutz persona with this dumbass q&ai didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #18 May 15, 2005 QuoteWith people as kind as you it gives me inspiration to go and try your sport again. My pleasure & good luck. What could possibly go wrong ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #19 May 15, 2005 i'm out of stuff to feed it (these worms rock btw... sour patch kids too!!!)i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #20 May 15, 2005 I'm pretty sure he's one too, just for the record. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scott_Lutz 0 #21 May 15, 2005 Here is a link to my website http://www.sos.state.or.us/elections/may162000/guide/rep/strep/lut.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 May 15, 2005 clicky For those that are interested Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #23 May 15, 2005 well wada ya know you are full of shit Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #24 May 15, 2005 QuoteI don't want to remove citizens right to hunt or protect themselves. Man.. are citizens hunting each other in Oregon these days ? Tough neighborhood. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #25 May 15, 2005 Wrong state, wrong bio info.... 1 out of 10 on the Troll meter.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites