The Original Whizzinator

[lawrocket 3]

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

A recent story in the news brought this product to my attention. Incredible.

I mean, these are some serious efforts here! Look at the "product" tab. There appear to be some pretty serious efforts to pass drug tests.

Still, this is one of the funniest product names I ever saw.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[funks 1]

Tom Sizemore actually got busted trying to use one of these

http://www.alphapatriot.com/home/archives/2005/02/14/sizemores_whizzinator.php

[2fat2fly 0]

Reference the last line in the story. What's a maroon?

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried