boinky 0 #1 May 15, 2005 Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking. "Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman,remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!" Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? ...... Here it comesNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #2 May 15, 2005 That was wrong...funny as shit, but wrong... ROFLMAO.... Thanks! I will share that at work tomorrow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 May 16, 2005 I had a buddy that always said that when he died he wanted to be cremated, put in a douche and run through one last time. Sick, but funnyI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #4 May 16, 2005 QuoteThat was wrong...funny as shit, but wrong... ROFLMAO.... Thanks! I will share that at work tomorrow! Let me know how they enjoy it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 May 16, 2005 When it's my time, I want to be cremated. Then I want my SO to put me in a clear vase with the top glued on. This way, I can watch every time they have sex with someone else, but if they rock the bed too much, I won't fall off and have to join in! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 May 17, 2005 You'll have to come up with another joke for the married guys. They thought that was the last episode of Tool Time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
