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highfly

Lets have an insult thread

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Yuck Fou! ;) It was on a friend's t-shirt a few years ago.

Goddamn motherfucking cocksucking, monkeyfucking dogshit-scooping whores!

Yippie Ki Yi Motherfucker! (I say this whenever I pass somebody on the highway who's been trying to keep me from doing so)

One of my favorite scenes in the movies... "Goddamn, Forrest Gump! You're a goddamn genious! That's gotta be a goddamn world record! Go strip the goddamn weapon down and put it back again goddamn it!" :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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hmmm if we're going THAT route...

Yo mama so fat....

her blood type is Ragu

....her cunt has heli tours

...& exit points with 3 sec delays....



She so black ... she went to night school for 6 weeks and was marked "absent".



Yo momma so fat ...they made her quit wearin Malcom X t-shirts....cause helicopters kept landing on her ass.

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You Sphincter lickin’ good, butt munchin’, Atlantic Ocean ring leaving, bouffant hairdo wearin’, word salad talking social misshit who looks like a sausage chewing, shit fer brains wino lickin’ a bloody dildo on Christmas morning. Get the fuck off my stoop you miserable clown before I permanently split your half moons with a jumping Jet Li superkick!

You're always the starter in your own life!

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youre a goddamn shit eatin scum sucking motherfucking bud drinking wife beating son of a spermburger with everything on it. Infected, rejected, afflicted, maladicted clown punching ringmeat cockslap megalocephalic proteinoid lookin piece of dunnage. Watching your attempts to think is like watching a pack of cracked out thalidomide babies doing gymnastics in a pile of dogshit so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up before I throw you a blanket party with a burlap sack and a baseball bat. Fucker.

(try reciting this one aloud for the full effect.)
Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

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...Clown shoes? CLOWN SHOES? owie. Been called a lot of things but never that. I'm at a loss to respond. Beaten. Defeated. I give. I bask in the shadow of your corpulence. Bleah.
Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

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