beezyshaw 0 #1 May 19, 2005 According to Webster: The difference between the definition of "guts" and "balls" - Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #2 May 19, 2005 I say your more of a guts guy....Knowing your misses, the balls guy just wouldnt cut ithttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #3 May 19, 2005 QuoteI say your more of a guts guy....Knowing your misses, the balls guy just wouldnt cut it You're WAY off this time, big guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #4 May 19, 2005 QuoteAccording to Webster: The difference between the definition of "guts" and "balls" - Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next." "Chutzpah is taking a dump on your bosses' desk, then asking him if he has any toilet paper." mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #5 May 19, 2005 In Illinois, the new phrase is "Testicular Virility"- courtesy of our governor who knew it was politically incorrect to say "balls" on TV! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #6 May 19, 2005 I was in Montana last week and I was looking SO HARD for a tshirt that says "I had a ball at the testicle festival!". Apparently they have those things! That was gonna be your souvenir, Lee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #7 May 20, 2005 Quote...I was looking SO HARD for ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #8 May 20, 2005 How ironic that you want to talk about balls MR Vasectomyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #9 May 20, 2005 Hey, real men are surgically sterileHapplily snipped for six monthsI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #10 May 20, 2005 QuoteQuote...I was looking SO HARD for ... (I did that on purpose! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
