Twoply 0 #1 May 20, 2005 Guys out there, if a woman ever offers to "Toss your Salad," for god's sake men say Yes! Kinda makes you want to shower afterwards and a little hard to look her in the eye. The G-spot is like Antarctica. Most men know it's there but few care! Christ I'm funny!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #2 May 20, 2005 if i have ceasar then yes house salad doent really need tossinghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #3 May 20, 2005 Quoteif i have ceasar then yes house salad doent really need tossing But it keeps those little carrot slivers from clumping up on your fork for the first three bite. I say, Hell yes, toss the house salad.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #4 May 20, 2005 That' funny I was just talking about that last night For me i think i would have to be some random one nightstand kinda thing. I guess it would be a little weird seeing her again, besides seeing her naked, I would just imagine her liking my ass... Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #5 May 20, 2005 Hmmm. Seeeeeeeee. It's evident from your avatar that your ass is a smoker. That's just nasty. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #6 May 20, 2005 whats nasty his avatar or salad tossed????????????http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 May 20, 2005 you guys are all evil. just the fact that you know what that phrase means. BLEAHH!! I heard about it from a standup comic. BLEAHHH!! what if she asked you to reciprocate?? look, dude. The human body is set up like a municipality. There's a solid-waste disposal area, and a recreational area. Try to know the difference. I mean, hell, do you ever go have a picnic or toss a frisbee at the city dump??? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #8 May 20, 2005 hey tossing the salad is ok if its recipricale..spelt wrong probably.........BE RUDE NOT TOOhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 May 20, 2005 a quick question: do y'all use a bidet??? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 May 20, 2005 bidet what fucking dayhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #11 May 20, 2005 Quotea quick question: do y'all use a bidet??? No. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #12 May 20, 2005 Quotea quick question: do y'all use a bidet??? Who needs a bidet? "A gentleman knows that it is considered good manners to have an unopened toothbrush on hand for his lady friend, in the event that she should like to freshen up after eating his ass." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 May 20, 2005 a quote from that article: QuoteBut I beg the reader, for the sake of tradition and all that is decent, to remember that a true gentleman does not ever, under any circumstances, go ass to mouth. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #14 May 20, 2005 o.k. then how about felching? is that o.k.? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 May 20, 2005 felching??!! Not even gonna Google that one! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #16 May 20, 2005 uhhhh....... do I even want to ask what that means???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 May 20, 2005 no. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 May 20, 2005 Quoteo.k. then how about felching? is that o.k.? Not if I'm involved! Damn dude, did you really have to go there?! [blech] Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #19 May 20, 2005 Quotea quick question: do y'all use a bidet??? http://www.washlet.com/jasmin.asp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #20 May 20, 2005 http://www.toss-my-salad.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #21 May 20, 2005 have you ever found one of those threads where you think maybe you SHOULDN'T click on the clicky links?? If not, this might be the one. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 May 20, 2005 I dated a chick once that had a real fetish for my ass. The first time I was just sort of like....."Hmmm......well...........that certainly isn't unpleasant." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #23 May 20, 2005 How about "Docking?" A friend told me about this one. I guess it's where two gay guys put their members tip to tip and pull each other's excess skin / foreskin onto his own. I'm not sure the purpose, but funny non-the-less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #24 May 20, 2005 I know how to find antartica and travel there when ever I can. The natives are happy and come to see me. "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vid666 0 #25 May 20, 2005 QuoteHow about "Docking?" A friend told me about this one. I guess it's where two gay guys put their members tip to tip and pull each other's excess skin / foreskin onto his own. I'm not sure the purpose, but funny non-the-less! lotsa free time, eh ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
