The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational

[bbarnhouse 0]

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or
changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are this year's
winners:


1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little signs of breaking down in the near future.

4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high up.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte:To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's a
serious bummer.

11. Glibido: All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm
in the fruit you're eating

16. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ***hole

[swedishcelt 0]

That is FUNNY. lmao

[bbarnhouse 0]

I thought it was pretty funny too!

Then again one of the words of the day a few years back was ...digitari

We've got lots of those around here too

[swedishcelt 0]

A digitari is someone that is an expert in computers?

Not me.

[Superman32 0]

I'm laughing like an idiot at these:

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high up.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

By Far my favorite, and I'll be using it

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

May I add that a "beelzebug" is keen at buzzing your ear so you keep smacking yourself

I crying over here

Inveniam Viam aut Faciam
I'm back biatches!

[Keith 0]

My two favorites are:

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

You owe me a beer. I sprayed mine out my nose and onto my keyboard after reading #13.

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[happythoughts 0]

"Petsy"

There's probably an excellent definition for that somewhere.

[bbarnhouse 0]

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"Petsy"

There's probably an excellent definition for that somewhere

Bwahhhhhhhh!!
Ignoranus digitaries....thanks swede

[swedishcelt 0]

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Inoculatte:To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

I was extra inoculatted this morning. Woohoo!!

[wartload 0]

Had I known, I would have added, "fellation" ... a whole country full of cock-suckers.