Shotgun 1 #1 May 6, 2005 This picture is from one of my chemistry books: (sorry for the crappy scan) http://crayfish.nu/keely/images/misc/skydiver_chembook.jpg Just wondering if anyone knows who it is? There was also a skydiving pic in my algebra book last semester, but I forgot to scan it before selling the book back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 May 6, 2005 That's a Hooter girl! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #4 May 6, 2005 Looks to be from Sebastian or Titusville. Talk to Norman Kent. That looks about like a picture he'd take. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #5 May 6, 2005 What a crappy scan... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 May 6, 2005 QuoteWhat a crappy scan... Shut up, buttnugget. I had a dream about you the other night, but now I can't remember what it was. (And no, I don't think it had anything to do with your big black penis.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #7 May 6, 2005 Quote Just wondering if anyone knows who it is? Someone with a badly fitting container system. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 May 6, 2005 QuoteQuote Just wondering if anyone knows who it is? Someone with a badly fitting container system. I noticed that too! She needs a belly band! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #9 May 6, 2005 Don't know who she is, but I Do know her hair was one big friggin knot when she landed.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #10 May 6, 2005 What about my tiny white one??? _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 May 6, 2005 I don't know, but if I did dream about your tiny white penis, thank god I don't remember it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unlucky1 0 #12 May 6, 2005 what is wrong with a tiny white one???!!!!??? Just curious.... I don't have one that small....i'm asking for a "friend" of mine.... I STILL love your name ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 May 6, 2005 Quote what is wrong with a tiny white one? Nothing really... as long as it's not Steve's. QuoteI STILL love your name ! Thanks, John. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unlucky1 0 #14 May 6, 2005 I have loved your name for how long now??? 3 years? ever since I ordered what was it Goggles? T-shirt? hmmmmmm...damn dementia! Will you marry me???? Or better yet....lets just have great monkey sex and call it even....? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #15 May 6, 2005 Are you drunk? I can't marry you because I am already married, but I could possibly get permission for the monkey sex. I do have a thing for monkeys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unlucky1 0 #16 May 6, 2005 just drunk with love and admiration for your name. I really don't want to have sex with you... just your name. Does your name groom itself? or is it just a fig furry block lettered thing???? I do remember you are married... but doesn't the name Keely Christian just sound ...."right"? Ok, enough of the romance.....what type of monkey do you like? I resemble a 34 year old Silverback from the Western Lowlands of Africa.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #17 May 6, 2005 QuoteI really don't want to have sex with you... just your name. Wow. And I thought I was weird. Quotebut doesn't the name Keely Christian just sound ...."right"? It's a very innocent-sounding name, which would be quite fitting for me. Quotewhat type of monkey do you like? Sock monkeys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites unlucky1 0 #18 May 6, 2005 me...weird? Prince went by a funky looking symbol. And everybody thought he was great !....Fine....fine...if the only way to have sex with you is by inviting you, ok, i'll do it ! Geez. You drive a hard bargain. Did the Silverback thing turn you on???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #19 May 6, 2005 Well, obviously you did not dream about it, because if you did, you would definitely remember...you know you would... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #20 May 7, 2005 QuoteDid the Silverback thing turn you on???? Yes, it appeals to my King Kong fetish. I have a poster of King Kong above my bed. He's so cute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Randy_H 0 #21 May 7, 2005 Yeah.. Thats a Hooters girl, for sure!010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #22 May 7, 2005 QuoteWell, obviously you did not dream about it, because if you did, you would definitely remember...you know you would... Yeah, you're right... I would definitely remember... Especially since I fantasize about your tiny white penis all the time. (Don't tell Rich.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #23 May 7, 2005 He's met me in all my sexy glory...he'd understand... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Duckwater 0 #24 May 7, 2005 Al little less talk about dreaming of Steves Penis, A little more talk of dreaming of Mike's Penins (aka 'the lobster'). I''ll post a pic if it will help the creative process. -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Duckwater 0 #25 May 7, 2005 Oh, and I don't know who that chick is but I would let her drink too much whiskey and make out with me anytime. -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
unlucky1 0 #14 May 6, 2005 I have loved your name for how long now??? 3 years? ever since I ordered what was it Goggles? T-shirt? hmmmmmm...damn dementia! Will you marry me???? Or better yet....lets just have great monkey sex and call it even....? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #15 May 6, 2005 Are you drunk? I can't marry you because I am already married, but I could possibly get permission for the monkey sex. I do have a thing for monkeys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unlucky1 0 #16 May 6, 2005 just drunk with love and admiration for your name. I really don't want to have sex with you... just your name. Does your name groom itself? or is it just a fig furry block lettered thing???? I do remember you are married... but doesn't the name Keely Christian just sound ...."right"? Ok, enough of the romance.....what type of monkey do you like? I resemble a 34 year old Silverback from the Western Lowlands of Africa.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 May 6, 2005 QuoteI really don't want to have sex with you... just your name. Wow. And I thought I was weird. Quotebut doesn't the name Keely Christian just sound ...."right"? It's a very innocent-sounding name, which would be quite fitting for me. Quotewhat type of monkey do you like? Sock monkeys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unlucky1 0 #18 May 6, 2005 me...weird? Prince went by a funky looking symbol. And everybody thought he was great !....Fine....fine...if the only way to have sex with you is by inviting you, ok, i'll do it ! Geez. You drive a hard bargain. Did the Silverback thing turn you on???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #19 May 6, 2005 Well, obviously you did not dream about it, because if you did, you would definitely remember...you know you would... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #20 May 7, 2005 QuoteDid the Silverback thing turn you on???? Yes, it appeals to my King Kong fetish. I have a poster of King Kong above my bed. He's so cute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #21 May 7, 2005 Yeah.. Thats a Hooters girl, for sure!010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #22 May 7, 2005 QuoteWell, obviously you did not dream about it, because if you did, you would definitely remember...you know you would... Yeah, you're right... I would definitely remember... Especially since I fantasize about your tiny white penis all the time. (Don't tell Rich.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #23 May 7, 2005 He's met me in all my sexy glory...he'd understand... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #24 May 7, 2005 Al little less talk about dreaming of Steves Penis, A little more talk of dreaming of Mike's Penins (aka 'the lobster'). I''ll post a pic if it will help the creative process. -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #25 May 7, 2005 Oh, and I don't know who that chick is but I would let her drink too much whiskey and make out with me anytime. -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
