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SpeedRacer

This day is dragggiiinnnggg.

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OK, OK.

A man goes into a country-side pub, which has a horse stable attached. He sees a sign that reads, "CONTEST: $500 if you can make my horse laugh"

He shrugs, tells the barkeep he'll give it a shot, and heads to the stable. Minutes later, the barkeep and patrons hear a loud, whinnying laugh, as the man walks out and asks for his $500.

The next week, he comes back and the sign reads, "CONTEST: $500 if you can make my horse cry"

So, the guy goes back, the horse starts bawling, and the man comes out to collect.

As the bartender is dishing out another $500, he asks the man, "I gotta know - how'd you do it?"

The man replies, "Last week, I walked in and told him I was better hung. This week, I came in and showed him."

:D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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