wartload 0 #1 May 22, 2005 I was stuck in traffic the other day, when the thought struck me ... who has certain "800" numbers, and do they have any idea that's what the alphabetic version of their number is. For example, I wondered who has "800-DUMB-ASS", so I called it and got what appeared to be a credit counseling organization. Of course, I *had* to try "800-FUCK-YOU", but the message that I got there was mysterious ... I didn't try the other number given in the recording. "800-YOU-SUCK" appears to be some sort of secondary number for a phone sex biz. "800-SCROTUM" sounded like a law firm ... not sure HOW firm, though. Can you think of any others, call them, and post the results? Who has "800-EAT-SHIT"? How about "800-ERECTED"? "800-NICE-TIT"? "800-BUGGERY"? "800-BITE-ONE"? "800-SKY-DIVE"? "800-OLD-FART"? "800-HUMP-HER"? "800-BIG-FAKE"? This could be fun! If anyone passes this idea on to Leno, have his people send me a check. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #2 May 22, 2005 The all time funniest one . . . 800 sky-ride NickD BASE 194 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 May 22, 2005 We had a paging system in the squadron at Ft. Campbell. I used to call 1-800-FAT-SLUT and then place it on hold. It had a LONG HILARIOUS recording that played. Once I put it on hold I would page someone that they had a call. I used to do it to my boss fairly often. He was a Bible thumper so it was extra funny. You could hear him yell "HEEEEEAAAAATTTTHHAANNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" from anywhere in the building. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #4 May 22, 2005 We use to tell people at work that if they wanted free dog food call 800-my-puppy. Haven't tried it in a while. You get some phone sex ad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #5 May 22, 2005 1 800 GM Truck is a good one too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wartload 0 #6 May 22, 2005 Geez ... it seems like the porn folks have been seeking these out! What I find funniest are the "straight" businesses who don't (?) realize that their number spells out something like, "800-HUGE-ASS", or "800-POMPOUS" (this last one is for a gov't contractor's tech support branch). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 May 22, 2005 My phone number my senior year of college worked out to YOU-TWAT. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #8 May 22, 2005 I think I will use it on the guys at work who fell for MY PUPPY. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
