boinky 0 #1 May 23, 2005 I couldn't decide if this qualified as a "cheesy" joke or not....so decided to create a new post. Little Boys First Play (If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for your day!). Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean Play. The first little boy was to say "My fair maiden, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by saying "Hark! a pistol shot!" Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain went up. The curtain rose, and looking out upon the audience, the two boys were terrified! They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words, "My fair maiden, I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap." The second boy screams out, "Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of shit, horseshit, bullshit! I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway!" The audience left howling!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 May 23, 2005 That had me laughing so hard I cried! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #4 May 24, 2005 That's awesome! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
