Keith 0 #1 May 24, 2005 I have to write two papers by tomorrow. One for microeconomics and one for macroeconomics. Anyone out there good at writing or like to write papers? I'll be your friend and I might even let you massage my prostate I didn't think so You all be good and don't get in any trouble. I'll be back in a few days after finals.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #2 May 24, 2005 Good luck!!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 May 24, 2005 Keith, you're a loon, my friend!! Good luck with finals!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #4 May 24, 2005 Do your work tonight, sweetie, and celebrate finishing your papers by partying this weekend! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SBS 0 #5 May 24, 2005 If you promise to dedicate yourself, I will consider having a prostate massaging party... I'll let you know how it was... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #6 May 24, 2005 Good luck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mailin 0 #7 May 24, 2005 oh god, I hated micro and macro Good luck! JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #8 May 24, 2005 Why are you taking micro and macro at the same time?? I liked macro better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #9 May 24, 2005 Quote I have to write two papers by tomorrow. One for microeconomics and one for macroeconomics. Dude, that is so easy. Trust me, I have my Master's. It's like this: write one paper on "economics". Your prof wants one copy in 4 point font that fits on one paper (the microeconomics paper), and one copy in 50 point font on 50 pages (macroeconomics paper (("macro" means big. Ergo "big economics" paper))) You'll be fine. I'm a genius. As to your prostrate, any time you come near any doctor or nurse practitioner at your age they will want to reach into your nethers and inspect it. No help needed from us amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #10 May 25, 2005 Dude, writing papers is gay. But I'll massage your prostate if you really want me to. I have finals this week too - one tomorrow and one on Friday. Woohoo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #11 May 25, 2005 Ok, since you've all been dying to know - I am currently 1/2 way through my microeconomics paper, and roughly 1/4 of the way through my macroeconomics paper. No worries though I have 12 hours before my first final exam tomorrow I have a horrible head ache - writing papers always does that to me - no wonder I procrastinate so much on them. Also, I can't believe No One has stepped up to offer to write one of my papers even though I offered to let you massage my prostate I'll answer any and all questions Thursday. Right now I'm off to the fridg for a beer to calm my nerves Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #12 May 25, 2005 QuoteOk, since you've all been dying to know - I am currently 1/2 way through my microeconomics paper, and roughly 1/4 of the way through my macroeconomics paper. No worries though I have 12 hours before my first final exam tomorrow One Friday afternoon, I found myself in the unfortunate position of needing to write a 20 page paper on Energy Technology, another 20 page paper on Environmental Philosophy, and a 15 page paper on Science, Technology, and Community values, all of them due Monday evening. I wrote 10 pages of boiler-plate on geothermal energy production, and then fluffed that (probably not a good choice of words today ) into the proper subject matters & lengths. 14 hours Saturday, and then a straight shift from 8 AM Sunday till 3 PM Monday got them all in on time...with perfect scores. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #13 May 25, 2005 Thanks for the offer. Sounds like you're good at it. Here, I'll just send you what I've got then you can finish them up You're a pal Dave I owe you one Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #14 May 25, 2005 Yeah, I finshed the papers. Since they're due on the last day of class I hope he doesn't actually read them - I have the same instructor for both macro and micro Why did I take both at the same time? You got me there. I didn't really plan it that way, but it worked to my advantage. Since some of his lectures were basically the same on some days, he let me skip a few classes Dave - good suggestion. I boiler plated then "fluffed" the rest bada boom bada bing - I was done - but like I said I hope he doesn't actuall read them. Now I'm going to study for a couple of hours and then I'm golden edited to add: I'll definitely do some partying this weekend Rosa Keely I'll take you up on the prostate massage, and you better Not be going to Steves party without me. I'll be sooo jealous And Deucey Poo, I didn't use your suggestion. Somehow I think even if he doesn't read them he'd of figured out what I'd done Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #15 May 25, 2005 Good job Keith, it's great when you finish a project like that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #16 May 25, 2005 yeah, but I'm blurry eyed need sleep but have to study. Have a good night kiddo Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #17 May 25, 2005 I'm a wonderful writer but I think writing about economics would give me a headache. Now........prostate massage.....for the low low price of $36M I'll massage your prostate like a champ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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SBS 0 #5 May 24, 2005 If you promise to dedicate yourself, I will consider having a prostate massaging party... I'll let you know how it was... _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #7 May 24, 2005 oh god, I hated micro and macro Good luck! JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #8 May 24, 2005 Why are you taking micro and macro at the same time?? I liked macro better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 May 24, 2005 Quote I have to write two papers by tomorrow. One for microeconomics and one for macroeconomics. Dude, that is so easy. Trust me, I have my Master's. It's like this: write one paper on "economics". Your prof wants one copy in 4 point font that fits on one paper (the microeconomics paper), and one copy in 50 point font on 50 pages (macroeconomics paper (("macro" means big. Ergo "big economics" paper))) You'll be fine. I'm a genius. As to your prostrate, any time you come near any doctor or nurse practitioner at your age they will want to reach into your nethers and inspect it. No help needed from us amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #10 May 25, 2005 Dude, writing papers is gay. But I'll massage your prostate if you really want me to. I have finals this week too - one tomorrow and one on Friday. Woohoo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #11 May 25, 2005 Ok, since you've all been dying to know - I am currently 1/2 way through my microeconomics paper, and roughly 1/4 of the way through my macroeconomics paper. No worries though I have 12 hours before my first final exam tomorrow I have a horrible head ache - writing papers always does that to me - no wonder I procrastinate so much on them. Also, I can't believe No One has stepped up to offer to write one of my papers even though I offered to let you massage my prostate I'll answer any and all questions Thursday. Right now I'm off to the fridg for a beer to calm my nerves Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 May 25, 2005 QuoteOk, since you've all been dying to know - I am currently 1/2 way through my microeconomics paper, and roughly 1/4 of the way through my macroeconomics paper. No worries though I have 12 hours before my first final exam tomorrow One Friday afternoon, I found myself in the unfortunate position of needing to write a 20 page paper on Energy Technology, another 20 page paper on Environmental Philosophy, and a 15 page paper on Science, Technology, and Community values, all of them due Monday evening. I wrote 10 pages of boiler-plate on geothermal energy production, and then fluffed that (probably not a good choice of words today ) into the proper subject matters & lengths. 14 hours Saturday, and then a straight shift from 8 AM Sunday till 3 PM Monday got them all in on time...with perfect scores. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #13 May 25, 2005 Thanks for the offer. Sounds like you're good at it. Here, I'll just send you what I've got then you can finish them up You're a pal Dave I owe you one Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #14 May 25, 2005 Yeah, I finshed the papers. Since they're due on the last day of class I hope he doesn't actually read them - I have the same instructor for both macro and micro Why did I take both at the same time? You got me there. I didn't really plan it that way, but it worked to my advantage. Since some of his lectures were basically the same on some days, he let me skip a few classes Dave - good suggestion. I boiler plated then "fluffed" the rest bada boom bada bing - I was done - but like I said I hope he doesn't actuall read them. Now I'm going to study for a couple of hours and then I'm golden edited to add: I'll definitely do some partying this weekend Rosa Keely I'll take you up on the prostate massage, and you better Not be going to Steves party without me. I'll be sooo jealous And Deucey Poo, I didn't use your suggestion. Somehow I think even if he doesn't read them he'd of figured out what I'd done Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #15 May 25, 2005 Good job Keith, it's great when you finish a project like that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #16 May 25, 2005 yeah, but I'm blurry eyed need sleep but have to study. Have a good night kiddo Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 May 25, 2005 I'm a wonderful writer but I think writing about economics would give me a headache. Now........prostate massage.....for the low low price of $36M I'll massage your prostate like a champ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
