boinky 0 #1 May 25, 2005 This isn't my story, obviously, but I thought it was humorous just the same. As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side. "Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said. I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue. Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, Now you know why they call that fancy mustard . .."Poupon." When you stop laughing, pass it on.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 May 25, 2005 I just threw up in my mouth a little! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #3 May 25, 2005 That´s some good shit. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 May 25, 2005 QuoteThat´s some good shit. ROFLMAO. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 May 25, 2005 [B]LOL[/B] Pssstt...I did it in Mustard yellow for ya'! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 May 25, 2005 Quote[B]LOL[/B] Pssstt...I did it in Mustard yellow for ya'! I completely missed the "yellow" LOL and only read the bold line... my first thoughts were kinky, and why mustard?, but then with the whole prostate debate... I thought... ewwwww. but then I read the entire post.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 May 25, 2005 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #8 May 25, 2005 Hmmm...never "done it" in mustard. YET! But it gives me something to consider. How do guys feel about "doing it" in mustard? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #9 May 25, 2005 Thanks for that one! I'm still laughing....... Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #10 May 25, 2005 Wanna' know the funniest part? There are probably some folks out there that have had similar experiences, but there's no way in HELL that they are going to own up to it. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gemini 0 #11 May 25, 2005 There's no way I'm stepping in that (pun intended!!!) Trent reads these forums...... Blue skies, Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
