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Cool poem on Coke

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My Name is Cocaine

My name is Cocaine - call me Coke for short
I entered this country without a passport
Ever since then I’ve made lots of scum rich
Some have been murdered and found in a ditch.
I’m more valued than diamonds, more treasured than gold
Use me just once and you too will be sold.
I’ll make a schoolboy forget his books
I’ll make a beauty queen forget her looks.
I’ll take renowned speakers and make them a bore
I’ll take a mother and make her a whore.
I’ll make a teacher forget how to teach
I’ll make a preacher not want to preach.
I’ll take all your rent money and you’ll get evicted
I’ll murder your babies or they’ll be born addicted.
I’ll make you rob and steal and kill
When you’re under my power you have no will.
Remember my friend my name is "Big C"
If you try me just once you may never be free.
I’ve destroyed actors, politicians and many a hero
I’ve decreased bank accounts from millions to zero.
I make shooting and stabbing a common affair
Once I take charge you won’t have a prayer.
Now that you know me what will you do?
You’ll have to decide - it’s all up to you.
The day you agree to sit in my saddle
The decision is one that no one can straddle.
Listen to me, and please listen well
When you ride with me youre headed for hell!!!

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heard a comedy sketch once:

"If you take about a dozen diet pills (the really speedy kind)

Then rub the insides of your nostrils with very very fine sandpaper....

And then tear up a whole bunch of money....

...It's exactly like taking cocaine!!

:o
Speed Racer
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I've seen that one. Deep, man. :|

By the way, you have no rig on in your avatar. The Surgeon General warns that jumping without a life-saving device results in death. Please be advised.

;)



he doesnt need one... he's always attached to a TM... :P
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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

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