highfly 0 #1 May 30, 2005 Only in America www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 May 30, 2005 Wrong. Only in California!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #3 May 30, 2005 Hey Man Cali/USA same country www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 May 30, 2005 Visit Texas and try that line. California represents all of the US as much as one jumper from NZ represents all of NZ.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #5 May 30, 2005 So what would happen in Texas then? www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #6 May 30, 2005 They'd shoot it and eat it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 May 30, 2005 Well it depends on what part of TX you're in. In austin, hords of wanna be political activist t.u. students would fall in line behind the chicken and march for a chicken's rights to keep their nuggets. In west TX the chicken would spontaniously combust due to the heat. In south TX the chicken would go to the beach, get drunk then show its tits. In north TX the chicken would be given a job working in the Telecomm industry. In east TX... someone would hit the chicken with their truck then take it home and eat it with their sister-wife-aunt in their pine shack. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ham 0 #8 May 30, 2005 t.u. UT I fixed it for ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #9 May 30, 2005 You must be a t-sip, since it was right the first time. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #10 May 30, 2005 You forgot about the part where the Texas A&M University would spend $4.5 million dollars trying to figure out what it was that tried to cross the road, before determining that it was a new type of fish.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ham 0 #11 May 30, 2005 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccurley 1 #12 May 30, 2005 Perhaps it was looking for the answer to the age old question of why did the chicken cross the road!!Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #13 May 30, 2005 Quote You forgot about the part where the Texas A&M University would spend $4.5 million dollars trying to figure out what it was that tried to cross the road, before determining that it was a new type of fish Close, except the TAMU Vet School would simply clone the chicken with the huge amount of private grant money to research cloning they have. They've cloned just about everything else, and we don't have enough chickens in the world...right?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #14 May 30, 2005 No chicken has ever successfully crossed a road in South Carolina. In and effort to establish a new state record of 1, two thousand chickens used a truck to get across a road....they didn't make it. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7708216My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #15 May 30, 2005 Did any body ask why it crossed the road? mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
AggieDave 6 #9 May 30, 2005 You must be a t-sip, since it was right the first time. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #10 May 30, 2005 You forgot about the part where the Texas A&M University would spend $4.5 million dollars trying to figure out what it was that tried to cross the road, before determining that it was a new type of fish.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ham 0 #11 May 30, 2005 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccurley 1 #12 May 30, 2005 Perhaps it was looking for the answer to the age old question of why did the chicken cross the road!!Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #13 May 30, 2005 Quote You forgot about the part where the Texas A&M University would spend $4.5 million dollars trying to figure out what it was that tried to cross the road, before determining that it was a new type of fish Close, except the TAMU Vet School would simply clone the chicken with the huge amount of private grant money to research cloning they have. They've cloned just about everything else, and we don't have enough chickens in the world...right?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #14 May 30, 2005 No chicken has ever successfully crossed a road in South Carolina. In and effort to establish a new state record of 1, two thousand chickens used a truck to get across a road....they didn't make it. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7708216My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #15 May 30, 2005 Did any body ask why it crossed the road? mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
mccurley 1 #12 May 30, 2005 Perhaps it was looking for the answer to the age old question of why did the chicken cross the road!!Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 May 30, 2005 Quote You forgot about the part where the Texas A&M University would spend $4.5 million dollars trying to figure out what it was that tried to cross the road, before determining that it was a new type of fish Close, except the TAMU Vet School would simply clone the chicken with the huge amount of private grant money to research cloning they have. They've cloned just about everything else, and we don't have enough chickens in the world...right?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 May 30, 2005 No chicken has ever successfully crossed a road in South Carolina. In and effort to establish a new state record of 1, two thousand chickens used a truck to get across a road....they didn't make it. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7708216My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #15 May 30, 2005 Did any body ask why it crossed the road? mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
