kelel01 1 #1 June 1, 2005 The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 June 1, 2005 Ok, I've been privately busted by the repost police. I searched for "Mensa words", but I didn't notice that the post says "word", singular. But read it anyway, dammit! It's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #3 June 1, 2005 I think I like number 7 the best! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #4 June 1, 2005 Hmmmmm . . . I might be "glibido". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #5 June 1, 2005 I'm not using any more of your words. I might get the definition confused and people will laugh at me... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #6 June 1, 2005 Do I have other words? Oh, wait . . . PLIABLE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #7 June 1, 2005 there's a lot of foreploy that goes on in here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #8 June 1, 2005 Quotethere's a lot of foreploy that goes on in here says the dot commer with a super pussy avatar. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #9 June 1, 2005 That doesn't mean I know anything about foreploy!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kelel01 1 #4 June 1, 2005 Hmmmmm . . . I might be "glibido". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 June 1, 2005 I'm not using any more of your words. I might get the definition confused and people will laugh at me... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 June 1, 2005 Do I have other words? Oh, wait . . . PLIABLE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #7 June 1, 2005 there's a lot of foreploy that goes on in here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #8 June 1, 2005 Quotethere's a lot of foreploy that goes on in here says the dot commer with a super pussy avatar. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #9 June 1, 2005 That doesn't mean I know anything about foreploy!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
