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Sex with stray lizzards in the office!

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When I came to work today someone was using the red swingline stapler to have sex with a stray lizzard! I just don't get these people. Must have something to do with all these damn hippies around here.

How's everyone elses day going?

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theres a bunch of hippies around there? really?
maybe someone should let me out of the closet now and again so I could play all the swingline stapler sex lizard games! :|:D:D

You are messed up. But funny as hell! :P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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Are you sure it wasn't a three hole punch?? Damn Hippies.:D



No. I was using the three hole punch. :o:$




OH MY! :o:o:o:o:o:D:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Hippies ruin everything. I'm a hippy hater!! (But i like his hot ass)




Love me, hate me, like me. I dont care! :D
I just dig the attention my hot ass brings me! :|:S
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Must have something to do with all these damn hippies around here.





Sweety..........when you get mail does it say "San Francisco" somewhere on it? Yes..........I thought so. :D



"I don't hate black people. I hate hippies..........God Damn hippies!!!!!!!!"-Eric Cartman

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Must have something to do with all these damn hippies around here.





Sweety..........when you get mail does it say "San Francisco" somewhere on it? Yes..........I thought so. :D

ROFLMAO! :D:D:D


"I don't hate black people. I hate hippies..........God Damn hippies!!!!!!!!"-Eric Cartman


Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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When I came to work today someone was using the red swingline stapler to have sex with a stray lizzard! I just don't get these people. Must have something to do with all these damn hippies around here.

How's everyone elses day going?



Obviously not as good as yours :S
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Must have something to do with all these damn hippies around here.





Sweety..........when you get mail does it say "San Francisco" somewhere on it? Yes..........I thought so. :D



Yup, I'm surrounded by them. Dirty goddamn hippies and hot gay men. I just can't win. *sigh*

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:D LMAO-This was funny. :D



You think that's funny? You should see what I'm doing with this mango and the ruler!



ooh turn your damn web cam back on... I wanna see.
Performing evil office supply and fuit experiments again? What have we told you about that!!?
Youll agitate the village people! :D:D
Then they'll come after you with torches and objects with which to poke you! :o:S:P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Youll agitate the village people!



The worst thing they'll do is sing YMCA.



and what a terrible way to go. 'Y' 'M' 'C' 'A'.....
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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