my 3 hole punch sucks sh*t!

[airtwardo 7]

Great...
Now I'm getting hungry!

Time for one of my Special "California Condor Omelets"

If only I had some jellyfish...

Surf n' Turf!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[sfc 1]

sorry, cash only.

[PhillyKev 0]

You guys are sick. Going after big bad owls, baby seels, and jelly fish. OOOOohhhh....real tough guys. Try giant panda hunting some time...now that's a challenge. They don't taste too good though so usually just let the carcass rot in the sun.

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You guys are sick. Going after big bad owls, baby seels, and jelly fish. OOOOohhhh....real tough guys. Try giant panda hunting some time...now that's a challenge. They don't taste too good though so usually just let the carcass rot in the sun.

"Remember to yell he's coming right for us, Ned!!" In your best Jimbo voice

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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The birds do have a some what dis-similar taste to the trained carnivour...
But, If I were to scramble their eggs...
side by side...take the Pepsi challenge, ya jusy can't tell the dif.!

You can tell the difference on some. Owls tend to live near Farms and live off Grain fed rodents and The Bald eagle lives off a more wild variety. You really have to be on the ball but there is a slight bitter flavor to the Spotted owl eggs raised near much farm land.

In essence though you are correct.
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My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[airtwardo 7]

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sorry, cash only.

Can I owe ya?!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[crapflinger2000 1]

Hey... take it easy buddy!

I am totally environment friendly. I used to skydive at Skydive Monterey Bay a lot. The ocean and all it's creatures are beautiful. I used to look out at the bay from altitude and marvel at so much water, so much unseen life, such a fabulous machine that nature cooked up.

The sunsets were SO beautiful too. In the spring, the water would look absolutely orange-red, as the sun slipped below the waves, reflecting off the water and the blood of the seals we had just clubbed....

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[PhillyKev 0]

Ok...well as long as your killing the seals for a valuable purpose, like cool sunsets it's not that bad. I thought you were just doing it for food or fur. I mean, we have no shortage of food in the US and you can get cheap clothes if you need to. But you can't put a price on a cool sunset.

What's even better is diverting oil tankers onto shallow rocks....the glitter of the oil floating on the ocean at sunset is magnificent.

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...the blood of the seals we had just clubbed....

That's probably why your three hole punch doesn't work properly, you've been using it to club seals That's a waste of a perfectly good piece of office equipment.

[airtwardo 7]

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Hey... take it easy buddy!

I am totally environment friendly. I used to skydive at Skydive Monterey Bay a lot. The ocean and all it's creatures are beautiful. I used to look out at the bay from altitude and marvel at so much water, so much unseen life, such a fabulous machine that nature cooked up.

The sunsets were SO beautiful too. In the spring, the water would look absolutely orange-red, as the sun slipped below the waves, reflecting off the water and the blood of the seals we had just clubbed....

CLUBBED?!
Who the hell taught YOU to cook?!

Much in same vain that you drop a tastie live lobster into a boiling pot...
Put a seal on a Barbaque wheel...Don't even have to turn 'em for the first hour or so...
they do it themselves!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[crapflinger2000 1]

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What's even better is diverting oil tankers onto shallow rocks....the glitter of the oil floating on the ocean at sunset is magnificent.

Hey, let's try to stay serious. An oil tanker spill is much more serious and damaging to the environment, than say, shaving manatees, for example.

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[celljumper 0]

shaving manatees, for example.

[hookitt 1]

Tell me a manatee story.
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My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[celljumper 0]

Tim didn't you hear about what the manatees did to Gork's parents?

We aren't supposed to mention the manatees.

[hookitt 1]

I'm getting sleepy and could use a nice Story about Manatees.

Gork Tells the best stories.

Parents?

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[crapflinger2000 1]

never mind the manatees. they must all be shaven. "cows of the sea" my ass! more like "homicidal, rampaging, human-raping, porpoise poking, al-Queda-loving blubber balls" if you ask me.

manatees... fuck 'em. fuck' em all.

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never mind the manatees. they must all be shaven. "cows of the sea" my ass! more like "homicidal, rampaging, human-raping, porpoise poking, al-Queda-loving blubber balls" if you ask me.

manatees... fuck 'em. fuck' em all.

Thanks Gork... YYAAaaaawwwwnnn... Nappy time..
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My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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never mind the manatees. they must all be shaven. "cows of the sea" my ass! more like "homicidal, rampaging, human-raping, porpoise poking, al-Queda-loving blubber balls" if you ask me.

manatees... fuck 'em. fuck' em all.

Thanks Gork... YYAAaaaawwwwnnn... Nappy time..
ZZzzzz
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I was expecting him to say "FU"
To which you'd reply, "that's my favorite"

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

[celljumper 0]

Whatever you say. Manatees are always a sore subject with you. It's the post-traumatic stress thing I'm sure. No one likes a manatee that eats your parents and then rapes you.

[airtwardo 7]

Boy has THIS threat strayed!

...Some of my ideas that were ahead of their time:

Albino Rhino & Shark Fin sandwiches...

Meatloaf flavored Ice Cream...

"Yougert in a Sock"...

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[crapflinger2000 1]

I'm spent

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[hookitt 1]

>I'm spent

Cokes are free... you're good to go.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[kansasskydiver 0]

have you seen my stappler? have you seen my stappler?

<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist!

[hookitt 1]

It's gone way of the Jelly fish...fuhgeddaboutit....

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[airtwardo 7]

I GOT NUTHIN'

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~