crapflinger2000 1 #1 June 9, 2003 seriously, it is truly awful. you can only put like 10 sheets in at a time and the middle hole gets stuck in the punch all the time. the only consolation is that our building is on this lagoon, which has jellyfish in it. you can go out on this patio right over the water and watch them pulse and swim around. it is very satisfying when you nail one with a coke can. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #2 June 9, 2003 "it is very satisfying when you nail one (jellyfish) with a coke can." That's mean - jellyfish are beautiful. Be nice...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 June 9, 2003 If you're paid by the hour... Why not 'hole 'em' one at a time?? Oh, I know, Less time with the Jellyfish! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #4 June 9, 2003 Right on.. I see the anger management class is turning your interests Is the Coke Free?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #5 June 9, 2003 yes. I would not chuck full cans of coke at 'em if i had to pay for the stuff __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #6 June 9, 2003 I sure could use a nice stapeler in my life.... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #7 June 9, 2003 i have a cool label writer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divingduck 0 #8 June 9, 2003 It just seems logical to turn in the cans for money...do you live somewhere that they do that? or maybe get 5 cents and throw one out of five cents at the jelly fish? there's an investment idea... If I loved you anymore I would have a stroke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #9 June 9, 2003 i've got a mouse without any balls and it has two buttons and a wheel and lights up when I move it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
celljumper 0 #10 June 9, 2003 Quotei've got a mouse without any balls and it has two buttons and a wheel and lights up when I move it. interesting....can i see it sometime? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #11 June 9, 2003 "ummm that's my red stapler." (Office Space)..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #12 June 9, 2003 I live in CA. why would I take $.05 from my own pocket and wing it at 'em when I can chuck much larger items (thereby increasing the hit ratio) at them for free. Also, the larger and more massive cans have sort of a "proximity" effect where the larger splash / disturbance to the water kind of makes a near miss a kill. I got 3 today already __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
celljumper 0 #13 June 9, 2003 I think this qualifies as a personal attack against the jellyfish of the SFbay and this poster should therefore be banned forever..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 June 9, 2003 QuoteI live in CA. why would I take $.05 from my own pocket and wing it at 'em when I can chuck much larger items (thereby increasing the hit ratio) at them for free. Also, the larger and more massive cans have sort of a "proximity" effect where the larger splash / disturbance to the water kind of makes a near miss a kill. I got 3 today already I hear they taste almost as good as Spotted Owl! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #15 June 9, 2003 and i guess in a few years when the cans rot you'll have the added pleasure of knowing that the coke released will kill the ones you didn't get during target practice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #16 June 9, 2003 I am protecting the small fishes and brine shrimp from the marauding jellies.... I am on your side... It's not like I am netting them and mounting them on my cube wall or something... its all for the environment __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #17 June 9, 2003 talk to duce he has a really good 3 hole punch from what ive heardif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #18 June 9, 2003 Shit I hadn't thought of that! Thanks, now I know I am doing good! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 June 9, 2003 Speaking of which... What is a good wine to go along with Baby Seal Steaks? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #20 June 9, 2003 QuoteIt's not like I am netting them and mounting them on my cube wall or something... I'd hop not, the smell would be terrible if you did that, they would rot and go all mushy, ugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #21 June 9, 2003 i'll tell you for a dollar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 June 9, 2003 Quotei'll tell you for a dollar Will ya take a check? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #23 June 9, 2003 QuoteI hear they taste almost as good as Spotted Owl! That's a down right rumor... The taste of a Jelly fish has no resemblence to any foul whatsoever inclucing the spotted owl, which is hard to distinguish from a Bald Eagle without a trained palate.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divingduck 0 #24 June 9, 2003 QuoteQuoteI live in CA. why would I take $.05 from my own pocket and wing it at 'em when I can chuck much larger items (thereby increasing the hit ratio) at them for free. Also, the larger and more massive cans have sort of a "proximity" effect where the larger splash / disturbance to the water kind of makes a near miss a kill. I got 3 today already I hear they taste almost as good as Spotted Owl! haha. WOW. ew ew ew. If I loved you anymore I would have a stroke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 June 9, 2003 QuoteQuoteI hear they taste almost as good as Spotted Owl! That's a down right rumor... The taste of a Jelly fish has no resemblence to any foul whatsoever inclucing the spotted owl, which is hard to distinguish from a Bald Eagle without a trained palate. The birds do have a some what dis-similar taste to the trained carnivour... But, If I were to scramble their eggs... side by side...take the Pepsi challenge, ya jusy can't tell the dif.! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
