antifnsocial 0 #2 June 3, 2005 I saw an aff fjc jumper do a practice pull and accidently grab her jm's .... well... he had a BIG smile on his face.Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #3 June 3, 2005 on the wall of a sky van.."president George Bush sat here"(41 not 43)if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #4 June 3, 2005 Watching a female jumper have an orgasm while sitting of the floor of AZ's skyvan right on the wingstrut line. No kiddin...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #5 June 3, 2005 QuoteWatching a female jumper have an orgasm while sitting of the floor of AZ's skyvan right on the wingstrut line. No kiddin...... was she hot?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #6 June 3, 2005 QuoteWatching a female jumper have an orgasm while sitting of the floor of AZ's skyvan right on the wingstrut line. No kiddin...... was she sitting on the seatbelt buckel?????if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #7 June 3, 2005 We had a girl that said one of our clubs rigs had leg straps that always rubbed her just right when she was walking to the plane and after landing. She always seemed to land really far out... Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 June 3, 2005 QuoteWatching a female jumper have an orgasm while sitting of the floor of AZ's skyvan right on the wingstrut line. No kiddin...... WHERE'S THE VIDEO???? It didn't happen if it wasn't on video! But even if it did get on video, would it be "R" rated or "X" rated? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #9 June 3, 2005 It was no big deal.....unless you knew her, and her ability to have one...you wouldn't have realized her enjoying the ride so much. Next time I will get vid...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #10 June 3, 2005 Quoteon the wall of a sky van.."president George Bush sat here"(41 not 43) Hey, that's the Crosskeys/Sebastian Skyvan! Don't forget there's also a sticker on the door edge that says that Bush "hit his head here" too! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #11 June 3, 2005 QuoteWatching a female jumper have an orgasm while sitting of the floor of AZ's skyvan right on the wingstrut line. No kiddin...... Okay, now I CANNOT concentrate on work... I'm just picturing this over and over... -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 June 3, 2005 QuoteWatching a female jumper have an orgasm while sitting of the floor of AZ's skyvan right on the wingstrut line. No kiddin...... I was sittin next to a girl on CK's skyvan and she leaned over to me and said the if she started looking odd, tell her cuz the vibration was going straight to her clit ring... man did she make some happy faces!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 June 3, 2005 QuoteIt was no big deal.....unless you knew her, and her ability to have one...you wouldn't have realized her enjoying the ride so much. Next time I will get vid...... LOL I'll be waiting... Anyway, I know those skyvans have a powerful vibration. Damn, those bench seats are just like one long giant vibrator! Here's a tip though, if your feet are tired and sore, take your shoes off and sit on the bench, with the feet flat on the bench... a few minutes of that and you'll feel as good as new. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #14 June 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteWatching a female jumper have an orgasm while sitting of the floor of AZ's skyvan right on the wingstrut line. No kiddin...... I was sittin next to a girl on CK's skyvan and she leaned over to me and said the if she started looking odd, tell her cuz the vibration was going straight to her clit ring... man did she make some happy faces! Dude, if you didn't get with that shit AFTER the jump then you got problems! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #15 June 3, 2005 It's a good fuckin' thing I am going to get laid right after work because this thread has just hit me right square in the horny and I am dyin' for it now! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 June 3, 2005 Uh drunken orgy.. with about 6 participants...DC-3 has LOTTTTTS of room Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #17 June 3, 2005 QuoteUh drunken orgy.. with about 6 participants...DC-3 has LOTTTTTS of room VIDEO? Aaaaand... were you one of the six? -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 June 3, 2005 QuoteUh drunken orgy.. with about 6 participants...DC-3 has LOTTTTTS of room ahhhhh. the good ole days... I hate that I missed that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #19 June 3, 2005 Uh that was in the days of film..... and no.. it required too much lighting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #20 June 3, 2005 QuoteUh that was in the days of film..... and no.. it required too much lighting Baum-chikka-baum-baum-chikka-baum... LOL! Seventies porn?!! All mustaches and belly chains and eye shadow!! LMAO!! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #21 June 3, 2005 This woman was on the same lift as me In sebastian. She wore a bright pink jumpsuit and rig and was done up like a dogs dinner. She wore that awful perfume "Poison". Now anyone who has had a lot of beers the night before can be quite easliy made to feel quite sick by all of this. Unfortunatly for me I was the one. What with her smiling, looking like she was off to a ball and the overpowering smell of poison was enough for me. As soon as that door opened I managed to get to be first out. I thought I was gonna puke all the way till opening altitude. Luckily the fresh air blew it out of me. I could see her in ff and I thought I could still smell her. When I landed I was straight off to the loo to relive my stomach of its contents. PINK SUIT BEWARE. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 June 3, 2005 Nudity, etc is common enough. The stuff that stands out for me is small-chuckle things. Just after Haagen-Daaz got his pilots license, we didn't know where he was until we got on the Casa at the convention. Both he and the other pilot were wearing giant Afro wigs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #23 June 3, 2005 During my first WFFC in 2000, I was on a Super Otter (I think it was Shark Air - somebody please correct me), and I noticed tons of stickers on the ceiling. Among these was a cartoon of human buttocks with a puff of gas emanating from them, and a "Universal NO" (red circle and slash) superimposed over the figure. I couldn't stop laughing. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #24 June 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteUh that was in the days of film..... and no.. it required too much lighting Baum-chikka-baum-baum-chikka-baum... LOL! Seventies porn?!! All mustaches and belly chains and eye shadow!! LMAO!! -Jeffrey Yup. And the women had pubic hair. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #25 June 3, 2005 Watched some poor gal hurl herself into the aft bulkhead intead of through the doorway with the others in her belly formation. She's fine; us freeflyers who witnessed the event learned a thing or two about belly flyers - video price, tree fiddy. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
