OrangeJumper 0 #1 June 3, 2005 driving into work this morning. I've got the radio blasting because I'm trying to wake up since I didn't go to bed until 1:30am and I had already been in traffic for an hour and a half. Anyway, all of a sudden this lady pulls up beside me and motions for me to role down my window, which I do. She goes off on the tangent about how she hates my guts and I'm the sorriest mother fucker she has ever met. Here's the problem with this whole scenerio. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CRAZY BITCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I must have had the biggest "who farted" expression on my face So, I just smiled and waived at her and OMG, did that just piss her off even more. She speeds off and cuts me off in the process. I swear to God, D.C. is full of fucking crack heads I must say, I was completely awake after that happened. So, to whoever you are, thank you for waking me up and saving me $4.30 since I didn't have to buy my usual Venti Mocha from Starbucks The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 June 3, 2005 You sure it wasn't that chick who farted at your gym? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #3 June 3, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA....no it wasn't her but thanks for bringing that up! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 June 3, 2005 QuoteYou sure it wasn't that chick who farted at your gym? Haaaaaaahhhhhahaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaa Awesome! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adrock 0 #5 June 3, 2005 Maybe it was one of the other crazy girls that you've dated that paid her off! Actually, no, I convinced that lady to do that cause I miss you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 June 3, 2005 Maybe, you reminded her of her ex... who used to put her in a 'dutch oven' after sex! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #7 June 3, 2005 QuoteMaybe it was one of the other crazy girls that you've dated that paid her off! Actually, no, I convinced that lady to do that cause I miss you! I knew it!!!!! I miss you too sweetie! Did you get my email? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
