Can't sit still . . .

[kelel01 1]

I need someone to come sit on my lap. My feet are bouncing around, my hands are freakin' out, my thighs keep squeezing . . .

I totally clench up when I get excited . . . like my entire body goes nuts. What am I excited about? Hell if I know. But I can't sit still. HELP! Make me sad or something.

I can control it if I try, but when no one's around, might as well go nuts, right?

[Buried 0]

wanna play russian roulette?

has it got anything to do with your sig?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[Rainbo 0]

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I need someone to come sit on my lap. My feet are bouncing around, my hands are freakin' out, my thighs keep squeezing . . .

I totally clench up when I get excited . . . like my entire body goes nuts. What am I excited about? Hell if I know. But I can't sit still. HELP! Make me sad or something.

I can control it if I try, but when no one's around, might as well go nuts, right?

...

Rainbo
TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything
"Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."

[kelel01 1]

SHHHHHHHHHH!!!! There's nothing there!

[Buried 0]

maybe you can't see it but it is not as hidden as you may have wanted it to be.

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[kelel01 1]

I know . . . I can see it. I don't really care if it's hidden. I've only posted one sig line recently that I immediately regretted.

But it's less "in your face" in white.

[Casie 0]

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SHHHHHHHHHH!!!! There's nothing there!

Oh and goin to the Pink Pony and porn shops after work tonight will help that sig line out

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[ifall 0]

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I need someone to come sit on my lap. My feet are bouncing around, my hands are freakin' out, my thighs keep squeezing . . .

I totally clench up when I get excited . . . like my entire body goes nuts. What am I excited about? Hell if I know. But I can't sit still. HELP! Make me sad or something.

I can control it if I try, but when no one's around, might as well go nuts, right?

Happens to me a LOT. I just need to keep myself preoccupied. So, I have no sympathy for you.

[wingnut 0]

i'll come sit on your lap babe, i'm not that heavy......

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"i have no reader's digest version"

[kelel01 1]

Well, with any luck, naked ladies won't make me horny, and anything I get at the porn store will cure any lingering horniness.

[Casie 0]

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Well, with any luck, naked ladies won't make me horny, and anything I get at the porn store will cure any lingering horniness.

Where there are naked ladies will be horny men

~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

[kelel01 1]

Sweet!

[Remster 30]

I'm sure some ladies at the fine establishement you plan on going to will be happy to sit on your lap...

Remster

[kelel01 1]

I just realized that I was on the phone and distracted while I typed all about my horniness. I'm not normally so blunt about such things.

[Remster 30]

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I just realized that I was on the phone and distracted while I typed all about my horniness

1-976-SIT-ONMYLAP ?

Remster

[cocheese 0]

Relax, sit on MY lap . Bounce around and make yourself comfortable. Feel the tension and anxiety disappear.

[Buried 0]

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Relax, sit on MY lap . Bounce around and make yourself comfortable. Feel the tension and anxiety disappear.

is your viragra wearing off?

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[kelel01 1]

LMAO, Jeff.

You're all dirty bastages. I'm just a little hyper right now, is all.

[Slappie 9]

Some duct tape would work.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."