There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He had no good luck
and boy how she stunk
But think of the money he saved
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He had no good luck
and boy how she stunk
But think of the money he saved
I trust you GFD...I only learned them while intoxicated at DZ parties...
and the chorus goes...
Aye Yia yia yiaaaa
In China they don't wipe they drip dry
Sing me another verse that's worse that the other verse and Waltz me around by my willie
Right??
and the chorus goes...
Aye Yia yia yiaaaa
In China they don't wipe they drip dry
Sing me another verse that's worse that the other verse and Waltz me around by my willie
Right??
QuoteI trust you GFD...I only learned them while intoxicated at DZ parties...
and the chorus goes...
Aye Yia yia yiaaaa
In China they don't wipe they drip dry
Sing me another verse that's worse that the other verse and Waltz me around by my willie
Right??
Ok I am confused WTF are you talking about?
Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
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"There was a young man from 'Stanbul..."
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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."
freefal 0
I haven't heard that Nantucket one in a loooong time! Here's two other ones from the poop joke stage in my life... oh wait, I've never grown out of that stage!
There was a man from the bluegrass
who had two balls made of brass
and in bad weather
he'd rub them together
and lightning would shoot out of his a$$.
edited by Skymama for breaking forum rules.
"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!
There was a man from the bluegrass
who had two balls made of brass
and in bad weather
he'd rub them together
and lightning would shoot out of his a$$.
edited by Skymama for breaking forum rules.
"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!
It's a song...sung to the tune of "The Frito Bandito"
uponone 0
I once new a man from Peru
who fell asleep in a canoe
while holding his penis
and dreaming of venus
he woke to a handful of goo
who fell asleep in a canoe
while holding his penis
and dreaming of venus
he woke to a handful of goo
http://home.tiscali.be/patrick.verboven/The-House-of-Lists/limerick.html
Methane Freefly - got stink?
Methane Freefly - got stink?
There was also a nun from Peru
Who had said, when the bishop was through,
'Now that vicar was quicker but thicker and slicker and 4 inches bigger than you.'
There was this girl Alice from Dallas
Who'd never felt the thrust of a phallus
She remained virgo in tacto
Because ipso facto no phallus fit Alice from Dallas
Seems there were these two girls from Birmingham
And this is a story concerning 'em
How they lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of their bishop as he was confirming 'em
Now this bishop was no bloody fool
He'd gone to a fine public school
So he lowered his britches
And diddled those bitches
With his eight inch Episcopal tool
Ah the rugby days return ...
Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
Who had said, when the bishop was through,
'Now that vicar was quicker but thicker and slicker and 4 inches bigger than you.'
There was this girl Alice from Dallas
Who'd never felt the thrust of a phallus
She remained virgo in tacto
Because ipso facto no phallus fit Alice from Dallas
Seems there were these two girls from Birmingham
And this is a story concerning 'em
How they lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of their bishop as he was confirming 'em
Now this bishop was no bloody fool
He'd gone to a fine public school
So he lowered his britches
And diddled those bitches
With his eight inch Episcopal tool
Ah the rugby days return ...
Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
Yes, this reminds me of my rugby days.
The President swore to the sky
He'd never asked someone to lie.
But the chance was then missed,
To request that he list,
Positions he'd told them to try.
My wife is hotter than your wife.
The President swore to the sky
He'd never asked someone to lie.
But the chance was then missed,
To request that he list,
Positions he'd told them to try.
My wife is hotter than your wife.
Hey I learned mine from the giant book of nasty limericks man! I know what I'm talking about.
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