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mx757 4
QuoteI'll stick with; "I've got a six-pack... get in the truck!"
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redneck foreplay.. putting the truck in Park.
scottbre 0
What about:
"I guarantee you a minimum of one orgasm..."
"Your mother's full of stupidjuice!"
My Art Project
"I guarantee you a minimum of one orgasm..."
"Your mother's full of stupidjuice!"
My Art Project
So, you call one of your revolvers Six-Pack..... how cute
(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
You should try funerals. You know that there is gonna be at least one person there who isn't there with anybody and needs a shoulder.
Another place to go is the laundromat. Seek out the gals sitting on the washing machines.
The college library is also great. Scope it out on a weekend night. You'd be amazed what you can find. Most are unattached if you see them there on at 10:00 p.m. on a Friday. And who REALLY wants to be there, then. All that's stands between you and her are her sweats and her hat.
Or, you can go with Butters to "Raisins."
My wife is hotter than your wife.
Another place to go is the laundromat. Seek out the gals sitting on the washing machines.
The college library is also great. Scope it out on a weekend night. You'd be amazed what you can find. Most are unattached if you see them there on at 10:00 p.m. on a Friday. And who REALLY wants to be there, then. All that's stands between you and her are her sweats and her hat.
Or, you can go with Butters to "Raisins."
My wife is hotter than your wife.
How did we turn this thread to guns? Interesting!
Chuck
Chuck
Chuck
Tony Dominico and I came up with this one in Vegas:
Go up to a bar where a bunch of hot chicks are, butt in to the bar and start looking on the bar and politely ask "Have you seen any Jet keys laying around?" Go look elsewhere too, then go sit down. The golddiggers will come to you like white on rice.
"You have a jet?"
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Go up to a bar where a bunch of hot chicks are, butt in to the bar and start looking on the bar and politely ask "Have you seen any Jet keys laying around?" Go look elsewhere too, then go sit down. The golddiggers will come to you like white on rice.
"You have a jet?"
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QuoteTony Dominico and I came up with this one in Vegas:
Go up to a bar where a bunch of hot chicks are, butt in to the bar and start looking on the bar and politely ask "Have you seen any Jet keys laying around?" Go look elsewhere too, then go sit down. The golddiggers will come to you like white on rice.
"You have a jet?"
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That's good!
Chuck
QuoteTony Dominico and I came up with this one in Vegas:
Go up to a bar where a bunch of hot chicks are, butt in to the bar and start looking on the bar and politely ask "Have you seen any Jet keys laying around?" Go look elsewhere too, then go sit down. The golddiggers will come to you like white on rice.
"You have a jet?"
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Or instead of talking abotu the jet,say this:
"I'm here to celebrate. I just won 20 million dollars. Too bad I've got this weak heart."
My wife is hotter than your wife.
I've had just enough beer to think that is funny as hell.
QuoteOoookay.. first of all, young chicks dont like guys with fat asses.. second.. you're being just as much of an ass as the manager.. third.. you're telling their boss that they all think hes an asshat. Some people actually *need* a job no matter how much the manager sucks.
I know you're joking.. but trash this idea and keep working on it!
Very well said.
... This was a pretty funny effort, though it sure sounds quite desperate. _______________________________________________
My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
Hackb431 0
Hmmm.... suddenly I have an urge to go wait tables again!
HackB A.K.A. "Puppy"
Bolas 5
Just walk into a Victoria's secret, scope out a hottie.
Grab some sexy lingere, walk up to her and say, "Excuse me ma'am? Can you try this on for me?"
If she doesn't mace you right then, she'll probably say, "I don't work here."
Just smile and say, "I know."
If you don't get kicked in the balls, arrested, maced, and/or tasered at that point, you're in!!!
Grab some sexy lingere, walk up to her and say, "Excuse me ma'am? Can you try this on for me?"
If she doesn't mace you right then, she'll probably say, "I don't work here."
Just smile and say, "I know."
If you don't get kicked in the balls, arrested, maced, and/or tasered at that point, you're in!!!
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
Remster 30
So Bolas, tell us how long the pepper spray lasted on you?
Remster
Bolas 5
After awhile, you build up an immunity. I put it on my french fries now.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
QuoteI stay up at night thinking of shit like this.
Seems like with these well-planned strategies that you wouldn't have the time.
I've found that living in the woods has its advantages. Any that stop by, I just keep.
Chuck
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