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alanab

some fucker just stole my fucking laptop

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I was in the Atlanta airport a few years ago. Went in the head, standing at the urinal with my laptop right next to my leg. Some guy comes in behind me and walks directly toward me bending down and grabbing my laptop as he turns back toward the exit. I caught him at the door when he "failed to negotiate the turn" hitting the wall. He was still unconscious when the medics took him away.

The officer who handled the call knew the guy by name, he was one of their regular pickpockets/thieves.



Did you then procede to urinate on him? :ph34r:



:D:D If he had interrupted my business at the urinal, I would surely have finished it on his face! :ph34r: When he wakes up, he'll be screaming like the cocky guy in American Pie, "I got peed on!" :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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why do people steal other peoples shit???
what the fuck?



Don't know...I just found out that someone broke into my storage shed and stole some SCUBA equipment.

Assholes.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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