BillyVance 35 #1 June 8, 2005 Today, I woke up early as usual. When I was going to have breakfast I slipped on the stairs and got a big whack on my head. To calm me down, my wife gave me a cup of coffee; I burned my tongue because it was too damn hot. I put a slice of bread in the toaster and when I went to get it out I got an electric shock that threw me on my ass. The telephone rang, it was the office telling me that last night the safe was broken into and everything was taken. I decided this was the right time to take a nice hot shower and meditate to bring down my stress and help me to relax. That's when it happened.......... NSFW "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 June 8, 2005 Billy you REALY need to get a job where you're no where near a computerYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #3 June 8, 2005 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aliveboy2004 0 #4 June 8, 2005 Just when I'm feeling sorry for myself - someone with more problems than me! THANK YOU!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
