Kid_Icarus 0 #1 June 9, 2005 OK. So here's my logic... Nuts grow on trees. Nuts are seeds. Seeds grow up to be bigger trees. Aren't nuts just baby wood then? Mmmmmm.... please pass the honey roasted wood. ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #2 June 9, 2005 Nuts....you are!!! __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #3 June 9, 2005 Interesting POV What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 June 9, 2005 This thread title makes me think of Salty Chocolate Balls - put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em! Anyone got that recipe? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 June 9, 2005 QuoteThis thread title makes me think of Salty Chocolate Balls - put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em! Anyone got that recipe? Or windcatcher's hot and sticky sucking thread...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #6 June 9, 2005 NO HIJACKING!!!! I want to know what people think about my theory. Are nuts wood? ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #7 June 9, 2005 Maybe it's better to say that some nuts have wood potential.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 June 9, 2005 QuoteNO HIJACKING!!!! I want to know what people think about my theory. Are nuts wood? No! Nuts are nuts, just like fruit's fruit and leaves are leaves. 2fat said it - they are potential to be wood, just like you guys. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 June 9, 2005 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeh...heh,heh,heh... I think I have wood Bevis...heh,heh...heh...heh.heh.. Those are nuts... dumbass! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #10 June 9, 2005 The bit of the nut we eat is just the food that the seed uses for energy though isn't it? (think apple and apple seeds) On a side note, I have a T shirt with a squirrel on the front and "I'd like to hide my nuts in your mouth" written above it..Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 June 9, 2005 Quotethey are potential to be wood, just like you guys. Some have the potential to be hardwood.. others.. more like balsa wood.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuotethey are potential to be wood, just like you guys. Some have the potential to be hardwood.. others.. more like balsa wood.. Bwahahaha!!! Hey look! It floats! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #13 June 9, 2005 Must be a witch then QuoteSir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us. Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches? Peasant 1: Burn them. Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches? Peasant 1: More witches. Peasant 2: Wood. Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn? Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood? Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her. Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone? Peasant 1: Oh yeah. Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water? Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond! Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water? Peasant 1: Bread. Peasant 2: Apples. Peasant 3: Very small rocks. Peasant 1: Cider. Peasant 2: Gravy. Peasant 3: Cherries. Peasant 1: Mud. Peasant 2: Churches. Peasant 3: Lead! Lead! King Arthur: A Duck. Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically... Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood. Sir Bedevere: And therefore... Peasant 2: ...A witch! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #14 June 9, 2005 Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of the world? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 June 9, 2005 I am your king. [Angelic music plays... ] The Lady of the swoop pond, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Patron from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Bolas, was to carry Patron.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #16 June 9, 2005 QuoteNuts are seeds. Seeds grow up to be bigger trees. Aren't nuts just baby wood then? Is this an anti-abortion argument? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #17 June 9, 2005 Look, just because some some watery tart throws a bottle of tequila at you... you gonna share? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 June 9, 2005 QuoteLook, just because some some watery tart throws a bottle of tequila at you... you gonna share? Ta hell with Icarus' nuts....~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #19 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteLook, just because some some watery tart throws a bottle of tequila at you... you gonna share? Ta hell with Icarus' nuts.... Dammit! I did it again. I'm sorry about your nuts Icarus - didn't mean to hijack. It was just so fun, I couldn't help myself. Ahem, alright people, let's get back to the topic at, um, hand: ICARUS' NUTS! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteLook, just because some some watery tart throws a bottle of tequila at you... you gonna share? Ta hell with Icarus' nuts.... Dammit! I did it again. I'm sorry about your nuts Icarus - didn't mean to hijack. It was just so fun, I couldn't help myself. Ahem, alright people, let's get back to the topic at, um, hand: ICARUS' NUTS! Of course I'll share. You can do a body shot and suck Icarus's nuts for the salt. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteNuts are seeds. Seeds grow up to be bigger trees. Aren't nuts just baby wood then? Is this an anti-abortion argument? ___________________________ NO! This is about Nuts! SC is down the hall and to the left... Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #22 June 9, 2005 Sorry darlin', I shoot tequila one way only: top-shelf, chilled, straight. None of that salt and lime bullshit. And if anyone brings Cuervo near me, I'll punch 'em. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #23 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteLook, just because some some watery tart throws a bottle of tequila at you... you gonna share? Ta hell with Icarus' nuts.... Dammit! I did it again. I'm sorry about your nuts Icarus - didn't mean to hijack. It was just so fun, I couldn't help myself. Ahem, alright people, let's get back to the topic at, um, hand: ICARUS' NUTS! Of course I'll share. You can do a body shot and suck Icarus's nuts for the salt. DAMN YOU, BOLAS!!! -Thank God this wasn't the new keyboard yet. you see I spit water on it a few months ago laughing at a post and now about 6 keys don't work...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #24 June 9, 2005 QuoteOK. So here's my logic... -And that is the best logic you could come up with? How your nuts become wood? Look, Icarus...none of us WANT TO KNOW how you get your nuts in your mouth, or how it gives you wood. Save that for the sick freaks at the circus, buddy! "Hijack! Hijack! Hijack!" ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 June 9, 2005 QuoteSorry darlin', I shoot tequila one way only: top-shelf, chilled, straight. None of that salt and lime bullshit. And if anyone brings Cuervo near me, I'll punch 'em. Yup, Patron has spoiled me. I use to be able to guzzle Cuervo too. Damn serfisticated pallet. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
