MGSkyFlyer 0 #1 June 4, 2005 All this talk about death....so you wanna factor in jumping? motorcycle riding...heheh than here ya go! http://community.sparknotes.com/death/ you will have to register....after you do click on Sparklife on the toolbar and you'll see the death test... apparently I'm not going to be 99 like that 12 question test said... I will be 79 yrs old and I will die on Tuesday, May 20, 2059... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #2 June 4, 2005 can't get the link to work...______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGSkyFlyer 0 #3 June 4, 2005 cut and paste...I don't know how to do that clicky action Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoter 0 #4 June 4, 2005 http://community.sparknotes.com/death/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #5 June 4, 2005 March 27,2037 61 years old 68 on the other one. I would have hairy nipples if I didn't pluck them...______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 June 4, 2005 Monday, February 3rd 2025 At the tender age of 72 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: "Cleaning your Rifle" (6%) OH Shit John Rich or Kennedy will be in the thread any minute now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #7 June 4, 2005 Saturday, May 12th 2007 ****************************** Who wants to PARTAAAAAAAAY??~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #8 June 4, 2005 I liked the commentary at the end... Other fascinating statistics: 19,706,631 people have taken The Death Test. Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years. 70% of test takers have hairy nipples. 9% have had team sex. 4% work in the adult entertainment industry. And 14643 people claim to have leprosy and for the record.... I die at 61 years of age. Means I get to have a whole lot more fun cuz we know this is a true prophecy and no one on the internet lies..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #9 June 4, 2005 Heehee Wednesday, June 29th 2044 At the tender age of 70 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Horrible Accident (12%) Cancer (10%) Alien Abduction (9%) Alcoholism (7%) Now that is funny shit.....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #10 June 4, 2005 Thursday, April 24th 2031 At the tender age of 66 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Horrible Accident (12%) Electrolysis (10%) not very likely Cancer (10%) "Cleaning your Rifle" (7%) Other fascinating statistics: 19,706,680 people have taken The Death Test. Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years. 70% of test takers have hairy nipples. 9% have had team sex. 4% work in the adult entertainment industry. And 14643 people claim to have leprosy. "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #11 June 4, 2005 Okay..I took the firecrackers out of my mouth and here's my NEW date of departure: Sunday, January 15th 2023 At the tender age of 64 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Cancer (14%) Alcoholism (10%) Contagious Disease (10%) Drowning (7%) I still wanna party..but not near the ocean! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thesaint 0 #12 June 4, 2005 "Lupus? IS IT LUPUS?" George Costanza "If a thousand people agree on a dumb ideal, it's STILL a dumb ideal." Skully Bro #1 - POPS# 10440 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 June 4, 2005 QuoteI took the firecrackers out of my mouth Dayum... how did those taste... I was kind of thinking that team sex question took off a few years for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #14 June 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI took the firecrackers out of my mouth Dayum... how did those taste... I was kind of thinking that team sex question took off a few years for me Great taste!! Less filling!('specially after you blow your lips off). I guess Team Sex would be more fun, but I'm suprised I didn't get nailed on the 'playing with guns' question. The family history did me in!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #15 June 4, 2005 Saturday, August 25th 2029 At the tender age of 58 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Cancer (14%) Horrible Accident (12%) Contagious Disease (10%) Alcoholism (10%)HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 June 4, 2005 Well you could always get one of these... to uh.... keep an eye on time for you. Tic Toc Tic Toc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #17 June 5, 2005 I can see myself watching that clock while pattting my new Wolfman feet. Where did you FIND that site??? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydivercop 0 #18 June 5, 2005 June 24, 2038...my daughter's birthday! Other than that fact, I hope it's pretty accurate...I'd hate to go full circle and be shitting myself when I go. :DAJ aka Sonic A-Hole Sonic Beef #93 "Thaaaaaat's Right!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #19 June 5, 2005 I got a catalog in the mail from them a year or so ago... I was getting ready to toss it in the wood stove.. but ... stopped to read it... eeeekkk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #20 June 5, 2005 Nov 16 2026 @ 72Yrs old From a contagious disease 14%(hope it's sexually transmitted at that age!!!!! Alchoholism 13% (i would have though that one would have been higher)Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #21 June 5, 2005 Friday, January 13, 2023 73 years old. Damn I knew some day I would have a bad Friday the 13th! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #22 June 10, 2005 HOLY SHIT!!! I just took the death test. Idie on mon. oct. 5 2009, at 44 yrs. old. Chances are 43% contangious disease (i am in the medical field),30% of a heart attack(kinda freakin because i just came ome,had to have a cardiac cath. because chest pain found 30% occluded LAD)24% alcoholism i" finish my fourth Bud now, and 21% cancer. Never said anything about massivie trauma,even though the closet i came to croakin was a car accident & ajump accident. So what ya think, my bet is old age or the little lady will just kill me because I overcooked dinner-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
