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I heard about someone who froze, got gutter fixation and didn't finish the throw. Because she was bowling barefoot, she got really bad gutter rash when she failed to let go of her ball and went flying down the gutter, still attached to the ball.


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I think an AAD (automatic alley device) could have prevented this incident. Why didn't she have one?!?!?!?!?>:(

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I started bowling to impress a guy, but he broke me heart. Should i find a new bowling alley or keep going to my current home bowling alley? I really do like the sport now and don't wanna give it up. Please help.



so when I VERY quickyly read the first line.. I thought I saw " I started blowing to impress a guy..."

am I the only freak like that? I blame the avatar. :P:D

seriously though. fuck 'em! (not literally) who cares, you are da boss, and do your thing! I know you can!;)
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You should only date camera-bowlers...that way your bowling is always on video and somehow that makes you cooler.B|

And for all you guy bowlers out there, put a camera on your, um, bowling helmet and all the chicks will flock to you!:P

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Katie has her own bowling ball in a little bag with wheels on it.


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she gonna give em back to u anytime soon? :P




ROFLMFAO:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

that line just got me in trouble:D:D:D:D:D
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Katie has her own bowling ball in a little bag with wheels on it.


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she gonna give em back to u anytime soon? :P




ROFLMFAO:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

that line just got me in trouble:D:D:D:D:D



WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! something from DZ.com got you in trouble? what is this damn world coming to?!?:D:D:D
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You should only date camera-bowlers...that way your bowling is always on video and somehow that makes you cooler.

And for all you guy bowlers out there, put a camera on your, um, bowling helmet and all the chicks will flock to you!



SWEET!!!! there is hope for my buddy afterall!!:D:D
Sunny, you want to meet him??:P:D:D

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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Careful though, sometimes they forget to tell you important stuff like "don't drop your ball on your toe". It's just because we're so pretty though and they get all woozy and lustful just looking at us. They can't help it.



I heard about someone who froze, got gutter fixation and didn't finish the throw. Because she was bowling barefoot, she got really bad gutter rash when she failed to let go of her ball and went flying down the gutter, still attached to the ball. She claims that her looks are the reason that she was not properly taught how to let go of the ball.



Rosa's post wins!!!! LMAO!!!

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